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Looking at Episodes from Season 5


Forgive my rather peculiar reviewing style, though they're more observations and comments more than anything.

Some Spoilers (will refrain from having them in subsequent entries). Corrections and constructive comments and suggestions are welcome.

Season and Episode Number: Season 5, Episode 1
Episode Title: "Love and/or Marriage"
Original Airdate: October 3, 1985
Writer: Michael Piller
Director: Vincent McEveety
Guest Cast: Dee Wallace-Stone (Carol Brooks); Britt Ekland (Samantha Blake).
Synopsis: Carol Brooks, a woman who knows Cecilia, hires the Simons to find if her husband is having an affair. While working the case Rick finds himself attracted to the fragile Carol. They eventually learn what's going on with her husband and try to help him. Meanwhile, A.J. ponders his future with Liz.

Simon Back Story: Rick says he replayed the battle of Gettysburg "a hundred times a day" with his toy soldiers (which he gives to Carol's young son, Chris) when he was a kid. He always had the South win.

Among the junk of Rick's stored in Cecelia's garage are some "Marlowe originals", which are paintings the pooch walked all over. A dead turtle is "still" in Cecelia's garage. Rick, saddened, replies: "The turtle died? Why he just wandered in there about twenty, twenty-five years ago...I've been looking for him."

Notable Use of Music: The wedding singer's cheesy rendition of "I Just Called to Say I Love You"; the electric bass and guitar cue heard during the tailing of Brooks and his "mistress" is reminiscent of the Chuck Norris film Code of Silence (1985), which had a music score composed by David Michael Frank.

Review/Observations: So many superb scenes and a knowing look at the difficulty in maintaining romantic relationships. The fine script by Michael Piller is one of his, and the series' best. I could write down so many quotable and amusing lines from this episode. As for the script's content, the season five premiere has the Simons really turning the corner on maturity here, with both McRaney and Parker doing a fine job when their characters realize that they are no longer the freewheeling bachelors they've always been.
Gerald McRaney and Dee Wallace-Stone have an intense and convincing onscreen romantic chemistry. Kudos to both actors for their efforts here.

Nice use of unconventional filming techniques in the finale, like one would have seen in the late '60s-early '70s. Rick "flashes forward" and the scene freezes as he imagines what could be with Carol if he fails to save William Brooks from plummeting to his death. A more serious tone than what we're used to on S&S; something that will be more prevalent in seasons 7 and 8.

There are two "Don Diablo" tequila-drinking scenes that show off the McRaney-Parker chemistry to perfection.

There is beautiful but incredibly warm and sunny weather in the opening wedding scene, as much of the actors look sweaty in their day wedding suits. There are lots of amusing anti-marriage jokes from Rick and Downtown Brown, both of whom play the scene in an uncomfortable way, which works well in conveying the Confirmed Bachelor aspect of their characters. The wedding singer performs a cheesy rendition of the then-recent Stevie Wonder song "I Just Called (to Say I Love You)."

Rating (1-10 Stars): 10/10

Memorable Dialogue: The entire driving and surveillance scene between Rick and A.J. is excellent, with the two exchanging their views on relationships. A.J.: "Does it ever bother you? You know, that you and I chronicle the fall of human relationships."

Undercover Shtick: A.J. visits the construction site as "Andy Simon from Grand Republic Insurance." He wears dark aviator sunglasses and a white shirt and black tie, gret slacks. Rick shows up at Samantha Blake's gallery as a "Anatole", a Bulgarian artist singing "America the Beautiful" in a fake thick Bulgarian accent. He shows Marlowe's "paintings" as his own while A.J. searches for the paperwork in Blake's office that shows William Brooks owes her a $750,000 debt with 10% weekly interest.

Flubs: None

Eighties-isms: "I Just Called to Say I Love You"; I dare you not to laugh out loud within two notes. There are also some 1980s wedding fashions.

San Diego: Town mentions the Chargers' pass rush at the wedding; an announcer on A.J.'s Camaro radio mentions a Chargers press conference.

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Interestingly, the "Marlowe originals" used here in 5x01 don't appear to be any of those made for episode 1x12, which suggests that Marlowe has quite the passion for art!



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I only have the vaguest of memories about this one. It's been about 20 years since I've seen it.

Britt Ekland (Samantha Blake).

A Bond girl!!! 

the electric bass and guitar cue heard during the tailing of Brooks and his "mistress" is reminiscent of the Chuck Norris film Code of Silence (1985), which had a music score composed by David Michael Frank.

I remember that score well. I just love that pulsating 80s urban sound. I think Frank used a similar sound for ABOVE THE LAW (Seagal's debut, also directed by Andrew Davis and set in Chicago, and also with Henry Silva playing the villain).

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I seem to recall Marlowe's artistic dabblings prior to this episode. Thanks for the heads up.

1980s fashions, hair, and makeup--and perhaps to some degree the eleven years since TMWTGG--have not done the lovely Miss Ekland any favors. She would have been about 42 when the episode was made, which is not exactly senior citizen range, so I tend to blame the Eighties and its fashions. In fact, many women look better once they've escaped the horror show that was that decade's fashions.

Conlan and De Vorzon composed the score for the 1985 Burt Reynolds film, the beloved-by-me Stick. It too has a Code of Silence sound.

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Personally I always loved the 80s fashions, especially for women. For instance I always loved the big 80s hair. Think about Rebecca Holden on KNIGHT RIDER (gorgeous woman with glorious hair) or Heather Locklear on T.J. HOOKER. I haven't seen the episode in so long that I don't even remember what Britt looked like.

I remember STICK, vaguely. In fact all I remember is Charles Durning falling or being thrown off a high rise, if memory serves me correctly. When I was a kid I was an action aficionado so I would actively seek out any films with Eastwood, Bronson, Burt, Chuck, Sly, Arnold, Van Damme, Seagal, Dudikoff. STICK was on TV once but I only caught it briefly. I did manage to find the opening to STICK just now and yes the music does sound similar to David Michael Frank's work (I still think that Barry DeVorzon's best work was the theme for TV's SWAT. Makes you want to rappel down the side of a building listening to it, hehe). Did you notice that the opening of STICK pans over the Miami Fountainbleu Hotel, which was used at the beginning of GOLDFINGER? I recognized it immediately! I was in Miami Beach this past summer so I got to scout around that place really well. It has changed a lot since then, not so much the building as the grounds around it.

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Rebecca Holden was transcendently beyond-words beautiful in a S1 episode of Magnum, P.I.

I was born and raised in South Florida, and still live here. When Stick was released, it was sort of a big deal since SoFla wasn't often featured in films p--at least in ones I knew about or that I watched, anyway.The Frank Sinatra films Tony Rome and Lady in Cement capture the tail end of Miami's glamour period.

Oddly enough, I never cared mch for Miami Vice, despite it being filmed here. I lost interest in theEighties by mid decade. I'm slowly picking out the better bits. It seems like the collective memory of pop culture forgets the first half of the eighties as well as the early '70s, which were quite different than the latter half of those decades. Same goes for the Sixties, well, sort of.

Speaking of Goldfinger, Joseph Conlan has a brief tip of the cap to the John Barry Sound in a S5 S&S episode...review to follow.

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Yes the season 1 episode "Missing in Action". Rebecca was so gorgeous there that it hurt! Have mercy!! The only other one from that season that was any competition was Erin Gray in "J. Digger Doyle". I swear Erin had the most amazing eyes I've ever seen!

Just before my trip to Miami this past summer I decided to get into some MIAMI VICE but after a few episodes I lost interest. Too much melodrama, personal problems, too soap opera. It has its moments but overall it lacks the suspense and excitement and variety that I expect from a cop show. Every episode they're undercover as drug dealers. It gets old after 3 or 4 episodes.

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I can see how time-consuming this must be. People discovering the show later on will be immensely helped by it.

I particularly like the 'Simon Back Story' category. This could be done with any old long-running TV series, where the characters were developed/defined over hundreds of episodes. My guess is that with different writers over so many years, there might be some things that are contradicted or changed if parts of the back story get reinvented. If that happens, they become 'continuity errors.'

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It sure is. I don't necessarily enjoy the process of writing these, but the result is satisfying.

I'm sure when I go back through these episodes whenever I rewatch these there will be more things I'll want to add. Eventually I'd like to do the entire series, but only as long as I enjoy putting these together and at a pace of my choosing. It really makes one appreciate the efforts of those with blogs devoted to TV series. Like you suggested previously, it would be a nice idea to pu them up on a blog where they wouldn't be purged as they certainly would be here.

Another review to follow shortly.

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I have a blog I've been doing for the last few years where I focus on classic films. I think I am going to expand it in 2017 to include classic television, so I can preserve some of my better TV show reviews. In addition to posting the Simon & Simon ones here on this message board, I post them on the individual pages for the episodes.

When I sit down to look at something, I don't review it right away. I absorb it all, then I think about it for a day. This is tricky if I'm in the process of studying more than one show at a time. Currently I am studying season 4 of S&S; season 3 of Inspector Lewis; and season 7 of The Andy Griffith Show. I'm writing reviews for Simon and Andy but not Lewis just yet, because I don't quite have a handle on British procedurals-- they're a little too 'off' for me at this point, and I don't want to sound ignorant if I write about them.

Most of the time I re-watch an episode the following day and during the second viewing I am making notes and writing the actual review. There are things up front that I know I have to squeeze into the review. It's just a matter of where it will appear.

Sometimes I watch an episode the second time without sound, so I can focus on the visuals (stunts and special effects), the timing of the scenes (editing); and the fashions/cars/technology if it's germane to the story-- that way I can catch things I didn't get the first time. It makes me appreciate how much effort did (or did not) go into the overall production of each individual episode. Also, after the second viewing, I tend to adjust the IMDb score if I feel I rated something too high or too low the previous time.

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THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW is my favorite TV comedy of all time! Andy and Don Knotts were just a winning combination, and the writing was so spot-on too! I've been watching it on Netflix and I'm almost done with season 2. Obviously the first 5 seasons were the best and after Barney left and the show went into color it just wasn't the same. The best later episodes were the ones where Barney returned. He really was the secret ingredient of that show!

My favorite from season 1 has to be "Andy Saves Barney's Morale", where Barney arrests the whole town! "The Christmas Story" is another classic from season 1 - just a great heart-warming Christmas episode, maybe the best Christmas episode ever put on TV.

Season 2 is a toss-up between "The Pickle Story" and "Barney and the Choir", quite possibly the 2 best episodes of the show's run! "Andy and Barney in the Big City" is another classic. Love how Barney signs his name "Bernard Fife, M.D." (Mayberry Deputy )

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THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW is my favorite TV comedy of all time! Andy and Don Knotts were just a winning combination, and the writing was so spot-on too! I've been watching it on Netflix and I'm almost done with season 2. Obviously the first 5 seasons were the best and after Barney left and the show went into color it just wasn't the same. The best later episodes were the ones where Barney returned. He really was the secret ingredient of that show!

Not wanting to derail this thread-- but in my reviews for The Andy Griffith Show, I am focusing on the non-Barney episodes since I feel previous appraisals of the series are skewed too much in his favor. I think the town is the main character and all the people in it are basically replaceable, as evidenced by the success of the continuation series Mayberry RFD. The stories are more balanced without a high-strung deputy dominating the proceedings. He really gives me a headache. LOL I am deliberately skipping the episodes in seasons 6-8 where he returns as a guest star. I know he has his fans but unfortunately I am not one of them.

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Ok, I don't want to derail this thread but I must say that you're the first person I've ever come across who loves TAGS but not Barney.  Those 2 pretty much go together. But hey I respect your opinion. 

My favorite side character has to be Floyd Lawson. The guy actually cracks me up almost as much as Barney! I also love Goober and Otis. Haven't seen too much of Gomer yet. I also prefer Ellie to Helen. Helen is just "too proper" for my tastes. I love Ellie's girl-next-door quality. Shame they replaced her.

Ok, no more derailing. I promise.

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Season and Episode Number: Season five, Episode two

Episode Title: Burden of the Beast

Original Airdate: October 10, 1985

Writer: Paul Robert Coyle (teleplay); Paul A. Magistretti (story)

Director: Sigmund Neufeld, Jr.

Synopsis: Joey, a chimpanzee trained in limited sign language is the only witness--and suspect--to its owner's murder.

Guest Cast: Gretchen Corbett (Lisa Cambio); Hank Garrett (Paul Dreyer); Than Wyenn (Dr. Stefan Nyri); Tommy Madden (Stretch Mooney); Eve McVeagh (Mrs. McDermott).

Simon Back Story: Mrs. McDermott, Cecelia's neighbor admonishes Rick: "I should think a man of your age would be able to buy his own flowers. Well don't let me catch you catch you at it again!" Rick: "Oh, no ma'am. I remember what you did to my baseballs."

Notable Use of Music: The underscore in this episode is oddly low in the sound mix. It's especially low in the scene where Lisa Cambios is being tailed to Cecelia's house, a sleek-sounding marimba-keyboard cue. The low volume may be the mastering on the DVD or an attempt to make this story more serious by toning down the typically action-and-suspense-oriented score. Brief acoustic slide guitar cue in the establishing shot outside the Department of Animal Control. Cecelia's neighbor Mrs. McDermott sings a few bars of "Strangers in the Night."

Review/Observations: Joey the Chimp's vocalizing sounds completely overdubbed.

Gerald McRaney and Gretchen Corbett both handle the chimp throughout the episode, but Jameson Parker never does. I wonder if it is customary for just a couple of actors forming a bond with a chimp for expediency or if the chimp didn't get along with JP!

It's genuinely touching and actually quite sad when Joey, not understanding what has happened, affectionately puts a blanket over the body of the murdered Doctor Nyri (Than Wyenn; whose character comes across as sort of a cold-blooded jerk in his brief time onscreen).

Joey the chimp is probably inspired by Koko the gorilla, who learned sign language and kept pet kittens. Joey flips through a National Geographic magazine which has a gorilla on the cover. Is it Koko?

There's a slowly circling 360 camera pan for the full duration of the scene in Town's office, the pan lasts for over a minute.

Lots of time spent on A.J.'s deck. One scene is when Rick and Marlowe try to give A.J. a surprise birthday present of Marlowe fetching the morning newspaper. They also meet Lisa Cambio there. Later, the Simons mull over what to do after Town says he can't help them without more evidence.

Rare footage of the front of A.J.'s house, as well as the narrow street in front of it. There's also a shot of Dreyer walking alongside of the walkway at the back of the house, and it's not the set version, either.

This being an animal centric episode, Marlowe gets more screen time than usual, including one scene where he romps around Cecelia's house and Joey locks him in Cecelia's coat closet.

Temple Hill's news report on Joey sounds sensationalistic and alarmist---that's sooo unlike the media today, thankfully.

Rick's never-seen associate Carlos Escobar provides snakes--some of them poisonous--to the Simons for their Aussie shtick. "Carlos is generally very reliable with reptiles!"

Dreyer is embezzling from his own company by cooking the books and pocketing the difference.

"Stretch" Mooney, a diminuitively-sized associate of the Simons whom A.J. suggests they employ, figures in the apprending of Dreyer.

Stretch, dressed in a gorilla suit, complains that "It's eighty degrees in the shade, I'm in an ape costume, and your air conditioner's on the blink. This is above and beyond the call of duty, guys."

Gerald McRaney looks to be sick of the chimp by episode's end if the awkward face Mackie makes means anything, when Rick gives Joey a present of a duplicate of his hat. However, it is a nice scene before that when Rick communicates with Joey using sign language.

Rating (1-10 stars): 8/10

Memorable Dialogue: "My brother establishes an instant rapport with some of our clients." A.J., speaking about Rick and chimp Joey getting along so well.

A.J: "Did I wake you?" Cecelia: "No, I was making fudge. I always make fudge at dawn."

Undercover Shtick: At the Department of Animal Control, A.J. is dressed in Country & Western style long-sleeve plaid shirt, Ten-Gallon hat, and light blue jeans. "Hi, you got an elephant out here...My name is Steener. Uh, I drive a rig for Tex-Mex Saw...I just pretty near got wiped out by an elephant on the 805..."

Rick and A.J. at the "Safari Stars" animal rental office, which looks like a set. The brothers dress in safari outfits. Rick wears dark aviator sunglasses, and a glued-on Van Dyke beard. Both he and A.J. speak with an Australian accent. The funniest bit is when A.J. claims to have shot a charging rhino "between the 'orns." When the receptionist tells him that Rhinos only have a single horn, Rick says that he shot two rhinos charging side by side with one bullet.

Flubs: None

1980s-ness: Rick's hair and mustache are closely cropped, and A.J. sports his Little Boy haircut. Rick also wears his red, Magnumesque Aloha shirt with light blue jeans.

A.J. Wears the grey, black, and white shortsleeve shirt in the final scene.

Town wears a avocado, brown, light blue, and gold striped short-sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans.

I thought Gretchen Corbett's permed hairdo in the fourth-season Magnum, P.I. episode "The Look" was supposed to be a way of deglamorizing her Holly Fox/Hudson character in order to disappoint her many Vietnam-era listeners, but Corbett sports the same kinky-curly hairdo here in Burden of the Beast, which aired October 3 1985, over a year after The Look, which means that doing that to her hair was intentional. Oh, the 1980s...

Gretchen Corbett also wears a hideous medium blue overall jumpsuit.

San Diego References: While attempting to read the Marlowe-damaged newspaper, Rick reads aloud that "The Padres scored six runs in the third inning" against New York, who later tied and won the game in extra innings.

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The animal centric episodes tend to be more high-concept. Most shows from the same era did a story involving a chimp-- Alice and Little House: A New Beginning come to mind. I guess it was considered to be very entertaining.

You mentioned Mac's expression at the end of the episode. It would be interesting to look at a shooting schedule in order to find out if it really was the last scene they filmed. He might have seemed exasperated, even if it was filmed earlier--if the animal was not cooperating and the scene required multiple takes. Sometimes they use more than one chimp to prevent delays.

The story might have been funnier if A.J. was forced to interact more with the chimp. Like if Rick had been temporarily sidelined and A.J. had to go out of his comfort zone and take over with the chimp.

Gretchen Corbett was a Universal contract player. She had been taken off Rockford when Universal and Jim Garner's company reached an impasse about her salary. Universal considered her very valuable and upped the price. She's obviously still working for the studio ten years later while appearing on Simon & Simon.

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You make some good points about the filming order of scenes. Either it was an earlier scene or just a particularly difficult one to get through. "Burden of the Beast" is an entertaining episode, and certainly not the first done for S&S.

You mentioned Inspector Lewis and the comfort level in reviewing English programs. I have a similar issue with A Touch of Frost. However, it's more a case of going through the series for the first time ever and getting used to its conventions. I suppose a primer on English law and procedures would help. I'm not much interested in traditional police shows, as I prefer detectives in general. I do enjoy some of the significantly less realistic (Starsky & Hutch) and unconventional (Columbo, Hawaii Five-0) series.

I write up reviews of the odd episode of other shows, but I have to be inspired enough in order to do so. If I get too ambitious, I tend to lose sight of my original intention. With S&S, the goal is to review the entire series. If there were a well-written book on the series (fat chance of that happening), I wonder if I would even feel the need to do this project, which is becoming more and more fun now that I am getting comfortable with this template.

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You mentioned Inspector Lewis and the comfort level in reviewing English programs. I have a similar issue with A Touch of Frost. However, it's more a case of going through the series for the first time ever and getting used to its conventions.

Yes, I totally agree. It's like learning the syntax. I've seen a few episodes of A Touch of Frost and I didn't have a problem getting into it. Personally I think I'm developing a love-hate with Inspector Lewis. The episodes I don't care for have red herrings that seem to be in there because the writers are trying too hard to make the story complex instead of letting it develop naturally. The episodes I enjoy the most are darker and there is more continuity to them because the evil is very direct and it leads to where the murders would logically go. Does that make sense? In Simon & Simon, we get red herrings-- but usually they set up the next part of the plot, they are not just thrown in there to pad the story or give it extra dimensions that are fairly unnecessary. And the darker episodes of Simon & Simon, at least in the early seasons, seem to be balanced by humor. So these two shows couldn't be more different, despite the fact they both have two male investigators.

I write up reviews of the odd episode of other shows, but I have to be inspired enough in order to do so. If I get too ambitious, I tend to lose sight of my original intention. With S&S, the goal is to review the entire series. If there were a well-written book on the series (fat chance of that happening), I wonder if I would even feel the need to do this project, which is becoming more and more fun now that I am getting comfortable with this template.

You're addressing a gap (the absence of books or comprehensive articles about the series as a whole). Every show that attains cult status (and I think S&S does still have a cult following) needs explanation/analysis.

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Temple Hill's news report on Joey sounds sensationalistic and alarmist---that's sooo unlike the media today, thankfully.

I assume you're being sarcastic here? Today's media makes a huge deal out of anything and everything.

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Yes, it was sarcasm. The media hasn't changed much since "You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the war."

I refer to season five of Simon & Simon as "The San Diego Season", in that images used for that season's iconic opening that year look have a Miami Vice-styled emphasis on the city's glamour, as it were. The scattering pigeons(?), the reflection in that glass office building, the bikini-clad model being hit by the tide, and the boat slips. These images are added to an opening credits that already feature the Geisel Library, SeaWorld San Diego, and the Coronado Bridge.

Speaking of San Diego and the media, here's a cynical-sounding L.A. Times article discussing the show (for season seven, I believe):

http://articles.latimes.com/1986-10-03/local/me-4054_1_san-diego


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Yes from what I recall of season 5's title sequence it does seem to be going for a MIAMI VICE vibe. I remember the pigeons, the bikinis, the surf, the marina. I never made the connection but now that you mention it it makes perfect sense. MV was a huge hit during its inaugural 1984-1985 season. So the following season S&S decided to copy that look. Can't blame them. For me the first thing that always jumped out about season 5 was A.J.'s new haircut. There was his season 1 to 4 look and then there was his season 5 and beyond look. His more grown up look I guess. Personally I think I prefer his earlier more innocent and boyish look. It's also when I think the show was at its peak. S&S just has this innocent early 80s feel to it. It just doesn't feel like it belongs in the mid-to-late 80s period.

Geisel Library

Just out of curiosity I googled this and I got a really cool and exotic looking structure. Is this where the very first shot from the title opening comes from? Where A.J. and Rick are standing looking out the window of some office complex? Was this the place? Because those windows look familiar. If so then it's an incredible looking structure and a shame that it was never shown in full view. Just the close ups of the windows with A.J. and Rick behind them.

Speaking of animal-centric episodes what did you guys think of the dolphin episode "Mike and Pat"? I personally found it enjoyable. Also a fan of "Marlowe Come Home". Don't know if there were any others.

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Yes from what I recall of season 5's title sequence it does seem to be going for a MIAMI VICE vibe. I remember the pigeons, the bikinis, the surf, the marina. I never made the connection but now that you mention it it makes perfect sense. MV was a huge hit during its inaugural 1984-1985 season. So the following season S&S decided to copy that look. Can't blame them. For me the first thing that always jumped out about season 5 was A.J.'s new haircut. There was his season 1 to 4 look and then there was his season 5 and beyond look. His more grown up look I guess. Personally I think I prefer his earlier more innocent and boyish look. It's also when I think the show was at its peak. S&S just has this innocent early 80s feel to it. It just doesn't feel like it belongs in the mid-to-late 80s period.


Having not watched seasons 5-8 until just a couple of years ago, the Vice vibe is like a wet mop to the face in its obviousness, though it would have been then, too, such was the omnipresence of Miami Vice at the time.

In fact, I lived just outside of Miami and was a high school freshman in 1985-86, when S5 of S&S was on, and I still farry the "haunting" image of kids at the high school wearing those large shoulder-padded, scrunched-up-sleeve jackets in the early morning for first hour gym class, waiting to be let into the actual gym while we waited in the musty-smelling trophy room, where the faded glories and ancient team photos of '60s and especially '70s football teams...I kept looking for Julio Bocher/Howard Crystal  so my Miami Vice memories are not pleasant ones. Neither are my memories of high school (but enough about those, please!)

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Just out of curiosity I googled this and I got a really cool and exotic looking structure. Is this where the very first shot from the title opening comes from? Where A.J. and Rick are standing looking out the window of some office complex? Was this the place? Because those windows look familiar. If so then it's an incredible looking structure and a shame that it was never shown in full view. Just the close ups of the windows with A.J. and Rick behind them.

Speaking of animal-centric episodes what did you guys think of the dolphin episode "Mike and Pat"? I personally found it enjoyable. Also a fan of "Marlowe Come Home". Don't know if there were any others.


Yes, Geisel is where they're looking out. The building is also seen in the S7 Mission: Impossible episode, "The Pendulum", which was the final episode produced of the original M:I.

Like "Mike and Pat" quite a bit. Charles Napier's in it, too. I suppose that is the episode in which the shot of A.J. getting a "kiss" from the Killer Whale in the credits comes from, though that bit is not seen in the episode (just like the Power Wagon plowing into the water hole, and the different angle of them moving in unison with the guns are not seen in any episode; corrections welcome).

"Burden of the Beast" is another animalcentric episode, but we knew that. 

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I think you see more of that building in the very first episode, "Details At Eleven". The woman that they're helping has hidden evidence somewhere in the library, and there's a confrontation with the crooks there.



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ancient team photos of '60s and especially '70s football teams...I kept looking for Julio Bocher/Howard Crystal

The reason you didn't see him is because by then he was a two-faced corpse!

I'll definitely be looking out for the Geisel structure whenever I make it to season 7 of M:I (or catch the "Details at Eleven" episode which I've never seen). Judging by that Peter Graves avatar of yours I take it you're an M:I fan (either that or a big fan of the "Details at Eleven" episode ). I've seen the first 3 seasons and must say that it's probably the best show that came out of the 60s (along with BONANZA). For a show with virtually no action it's a real credit to the writing team for generating the varied and brilliant situations/plots/gimmicks and maintaining the suspense from week to week. Now I just need to find the time to plow into season 4. Oops, there I go derailing again.

A.J. getting a "kiss" from the Killer Whale in the credits

Yes I was positive I would see that part in the "Mike and Pat" episode but nope, no luck. Like you said, it probably got cut. Also the power wagon hitting the water hole/pond looks it came from "Tanks for the Memories" because that whole chase there looks just like the clip from the opening but you don't actually see the power wagon going into the water.

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I'll definitely be looking out for the Geisel structure whenever I make it to season 7 of M:I (or catch the "Details at Eleven" episode which I've never seen). Judging by that Peter Graves avatar of yours I take it you're an M:I fan (either that or a big fan of the "Details at Eleven" episode ). I've seen the first 3 seasons and must say that it's probably the best show that came out of the 60s (along with BONANZA). For a show with virtually no action it's a real credit to the writing team for generating the varied and brilliant situations/plots/gimmicks and maintaining the suspense from week to week. Now I just need to find the time to plow into season 4. Oops, there I go derailing again.


Yes, I am quite the fan of both the original Mission: Impossible series--particularly the "Syndicate" years of S6 -7. I am a lifelong fan of Bonanza, though I can rate some episodes tough, as I do for nearly everything. Pernell Roberts is a hero of mine, and I wish to heck Trapper John, MD would get to DVD!

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I wish to heck Trapper John, MD would get to DVD!

It probably won't happen, in this lifetime-- for the same reason we'll never see House Calls or The Hogan Family on DVD. These shows were all at the center of huge lawsuits.

Lynn Redgrave sued Universal when she was fired from HC; she said she was let go because she was breastfeeding her baby on the set and the court sided with her. Universal had to shell out big bucks and as a result it refuses to re-issue the series, because that means they would have to pay Redgrave's heirs residuals on top of the hefty settlement they already paid.

A similar thing happened when Valerie Harper was fired from her NBC sitcom Valerie (a.k.a. Valerie's Family); she sued Warner Brothers when she was let go in the middle of contract negotiations (they killed her character off and retitled the show). Harper ended up winning and Warners refuses to re-issue it in any format.

Meanwhile Trapper John was produced by 20th Century Fox Television, and the creators of M*A*S*H sued the studio, because they said they were not paid by Fox for using the character of Trapper, which they had developed on the parent show. The court sided with the plaintiffs and it cost Fox a lot. When the studios lose these kinds of cases they like to punish the unions by locking the shows in the vaults, so the parties are financially penalized and cannot make any money on syndication and home video. It means the fans lose out, too.

Back in 2009/2010, the Gospel Network (now called Inspiration) reran TJ. To my knowledge, that's the only time it has been rerun in the United States since all the litigation. I wish I had recorded the episodes because the chances of it showing up again in syndication seem somewhat unlikely-- at least in the foreseeable future.

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Sadly known and again noted, jarrodmcdonald-1. Despite the TJMD omission, I have the vast majority of my most beloved TV shows on DVD, and if I never bought another series I can say that I would still be happy.

Meanwhile, my S5 reviews continue. I'm posting an episode review every couple/few days, so as to permit the commentary of others. However, I might be the only person on Earth watching S&S S5 at the moment! I see the paucity of votes on episode pages, and it disappoints me that the series is largely forgotten these days. Still, S&S being under the radar is a kind of secret handshake among those of us who fondly remember and continue to watch the series. Popular culture continues to have an ever-shorter memory.

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When I watched Trapper reruns on the Gospel channel, I remember thinking the episodes held up rather well-- especially the medical stuff. There was a lot of comedy/shtick with guest stars (old movie stars and old TV stars) but the more serious dramatic moments were very well played-- usually because Pernell was such a strong actor. Jessica Walter was excellent when she came on as the ex-wife. And Madge Sinclair did a great job with her character. Charles Siebert played a mostly unlikable doctor in a supporting role but even he was someone you couldn't really hate. I'd love to see the show again.

I agree that S&S is kind of under the radar. I'm glad you are doing these extensive write-ups for season 5 (and hopefully other seasons). It keeps the program from being totally forgotten.

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The building also appeared in the episode 'I Heard It Was Murder'.

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Season and Episode Number: Season 5, Episode 3
Episode Title: The Third Eye
Original Airdate: October 17, 1985
Writer: Thomas Perry, Jo Perry
Director: Burt Kennedy
Synopsis: A writer specializing in "participatory journalism" is framed for murder after apprenticing himself to the Simons.
Guest Cast: Murphy Dunne (Author Marshall Peale); Susanne Reed (Nicole Bass); Barney McFadden (Trevor Bass); Sally Kemp (Joan McKenzie); Jayson Kane (Kemp); Dallas Cole (Ambrosia Kowalski), and "Special Guest Star" Tommy Lasorda.

Simon Back Story: Not much., unless one counts A.J. not liking maple doughnuts.

Notable Use of Music: brief drum machine suspense cue as Peale attempts to break into A.J.'s house during his apprenticeship as a detective. Once again, the music sound mix is low in volume. Episode composer Joseph Conlan uses a John Barry, "Goldfinger"-style blast of blaring brass when the heat turns on in the car painting oven where Peale is locked.

Review/Observations: Highly entertaining episode with some nice insights into how Rick and A.J. operate as detectives. The training sequences and words of investigational wisdom from the Simons are amusing and even end up being a part of the finale.

The opening bedroom scene between Joan and Trevor comes off like something out of a night time soap opera, but it is actually played straight. Trevor looks like singer-songwriter Nick Cave.

The Simons are first seen at a "neighborhood beach sale." Bud, Rick's "lucky spider" is given away to a small boy in retaliation to Rick having given away A.J.'s 19the century Andrew Jackson etching, which Rick refers to as resembling "a drunk guy in a firefighting outfit."

Marshall Peale, a George Plimpton-esque author who "writes about Southern California careers" via "participatory journalism" by actually being what he writes about. The Simons' research on Peale reveals that Peale has attempted professions such as: training with the San Diego Chargers, chef, bullfighter, hairstylist, training for the space shuttle, designing sports cars, conducting orchestra (which Peale says nearly got him killed), Spring training with the L.A. Dodgers, and stand-up comedian.

An article by Peale, "Stars in My Eyes, Butterflies in My Stomach" is seen in a magazine.

Peale also appears on the cover of San Diego World magazine, wearing what looks to be the same sportcoat and shirt he wears in this episode.

When Town enters his office, Rick has his feet on the desk, yet Town says nothing. I would expect some kind of admonishment.

Town tells Peale that during an undercover operation, he was disguised as "a red, overstuffed sofa." There's an ongoing and totally insane subplot unrelated to the story, as Town is preparing for a raid on a circus. First he's seen with cotton candy, then a stuffed toy dog that is actually a gun, and finally there are three cops dressed like circus clowns holding shotguns prepare to raid the big top. Peale should have followed these guys! We never learn the results of the raid.

A.J. wears Rick's hat while Rick takes batting practice with the Dodgers.

A.J. "does a Rockford" in the Camaro while escaping from Villa Erotica.

Kemp claims that Villa Erotica provides "psycho-sexual fulfillment." Rick later refers to Villa Erotica as a "sex farm."

Among the clients of Villa Erotica is "a different Cecelia Simon", something that the Simons repeatedly remind Town.

The finale ends with the Simons once again admonishing Peale about standing in the path of a gun, thus distracting Nicole Bass long enough for Rick to take away her gun. Trevor Bass, who works at the salon, is taken out with one punch from Rick.
The Simons' building has a bar located downstairs, where Rick and A.J. go to have a beer at episode's end while Peale is hired by yet another damsel in distress. The end freezes on Peale.

Rating (1-10 stars): 9/10

Memorable Dialogue: A.J: "Learn to notice the things that don't fit."

Undercover Shtick:There are three in this episode. The first is at the Villa Erotica manager's, Kemp, office. Rick, in a conservative gray business suit, is "Bob Bakersfield" peddling products like "Aerobic Musk" and other "glandular body products." A.J., wearing an Olympic weightlifter's getup, is "Horst Der Spiegel", who Rick claims "represented The Fatherland in the '36 Olympics." A.J. calls Kemp a "schweinhund" for mispronouncing his name.

The second is in a comedy club. Rick bombs onstage complete with bad, bad, bad jokes and even a rim shot drummer. A.J. is hilarious as Rick's oily, sleazy agent with his high-pitched cackle.

The last one takes place at the "Gerard Gerard" hair salon. A.J. wears a black Germanic chauffeur's uniform, affects another German accent, while carrying around a small French Poodle named "Tiger" (pronounced "Tee-gair"). The pooch has the same hair color as Cecelia Simon, who is enlisted to help the brothers. Rick is a stereotypical swishy hairstylist, complete with kerchief and leather pants.

Flubs: None. (Future entries will omit this unless a flub is actually spotted).

1980s-ness: Susanne Reed's deep, liquid facial tan and large pink suit jacket with huge shoulder pads.

San Diego References: A plastic Chargers mug on A.J.'s desk. When Rick mentions they're from San Diego, Tommy Lasorda says "Padres fans, huh?" To which Rick replies, "Well, someone's gotta do it." The cover of the ficional San Diego World magazine is seen, with Peale on the cover.

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Episode composer Joseph Conlan uses a John Barry, "Goldfinger"-style blast of blaring brass when the heat turns on in the car painting oven where Peale is locked

A more appropriate sound would have been Barry's choral music from DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER, where Connery is locked in the coffin as it enters the furnace. That scene is still sublime to this day!

Connery, Moore, and Brosnan! Accept NO substitutes!

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Season and Episode Number: Season 5, episode 4
Episode Title: Enchilada Express
Original Airdate: October 24, 1985
Writer: W. Reed Moran (teleplay); B.W. Sandefur (story).
Director: Sigmund Neufeld, Jr.

Synopsis: AJ and Rick, with the help of Downtown Brown and Temple Hill, are hired by Connie Mitchell, whose husband Odell disappeared in the Central American country of Costa Verde. The brothers discover a dodgy divorce scam, a shady U.S. counsel, and a Costa Verde organized crime figure.

Guest Cast: Elaine Joyce (Connie Mitchell); James Hampton (Odell Mitchell); Daphne Maxwell (Temple Hill); Pepe Serna (Barra); Richard Herd (Counsel Dearborn); and "Special Guest Star" Gregory Sierra (Raul Gutierrez).

Simon Back Story: Rick is hesitant to go to Costa Verde due to there being an outstanding warrant for his arrest. "Like Frank Sinatra in Australia and Bobby Knight down in Puerto Rico, I'm persona non grata down there." According to Rick, it's for something that A.J. is "still too young" to know about. Rick must have done some extensive traveling during the 1970s before settling in Pirate's Key circa 1979.

Rick is said to be fluent in Spanish, yet he is unable to translate the documents they got from Raul, saying that it looks like some form of Portugese.

Rick wonders aloud if "I wonder if Carmen still works there", meaning the Costa Verde whorehouse the Simons stake out when Raul goes to pick up his judge associate.

Notable Use of Music: The opening credits cue by Joseph Conlan features catchy and chimey '80s synth piece with a Latin touch. Variations of this sound is featured throughout this music-heavy episode. There's also a nice ominous cue when Rick and A.J. are picked up by the policia.

Review/Observations:

Another of Simon & Simon's fake foreign countries episodes, and it's a good one. The increased amount of screen time for Downtown Brown and Temple Hill is most welcome, and they have possibly their biggest roles in the series here. However, it does make this episode more of a team effort than most episodes, though the Simons are still the dominating presence.

Cecilia Simon does not appear in this episode. Marlowe is also absent.

In the opening Simons office scene, Rick tells off a would-be dry-cleaning customer, "We don't do laundry!" Meanwhile, the office phone is on the fritz, and A.J. cheerfully/sarcastically takes a woman's pizza order (extra cheese, mushrooms, sausage) over the phone. "All right. We'll have it there in twenty minutes."

In a charming bit, Temple Hill gets a simultaneous kiss on both sides of her face by Rick and A.J, who interrupt an on-location report taping.

Extensive use of the Universal "Third World" studio lot.

The Simons are thrown off a large sand dune that resembles the one that Richard Dean Anderson runs across in the opening credits montage of MacGyver.

Gregory Sierra gives a good performance as Raul Gutierrez, head of the Costa Verde Holiday Divorce Group ("Great Sun...Great Surf...Great Divorce...All for a Great Price!"). It's a travel junket that apparently makes divorce enjoyable. Is there a subtle commentary on the more immature aspects of Baby Boomer morality? Raul's slick rhetoric to the divorce junketeers is hilarious.

The Costa Verde police station looks like a bombed-out wreck on the outside, complete with sleeping bums, but is brand-spanking new and contemporary on the inside.

The police sergeant, whom Rick recognizes from when he was in Costa Verde before, has a blatantly phony-looking mustache, though it's probably supposed to be real.

Town exits the plane--called Vuela por Noche--to Costa Verde clutching a full air sickness bag. He wipes his mouth with a handkerchief, hands the air sickness bag to Temple, who puts it down inside the doorway of the plane.

Town plays a significant role in this episode, and thus receives the majority of physical abuse. He is kidnapped as Kenneth Weston, "financial consultant, no living relatives" and holder of a Golden West Bank Golden Card with a $50,000 credit line courtesy of Temple's TV station. Town gets beaten in the jail cell, and has two buckets of water dumped over him.

There's an amusing bit with a billboard welcoming travelers to Costa Verde, where Costa Verde's revolving door presidency is being changed out. The photo and name of the outgoing president--presumably by coup d'etat--is replaced by the latest general/president. In this case, the departed Generalissimo Juan Lopez Galves is replaced by the incoming Generalissimo Alvar Cortes Bonilla (or Bodilla?).

The episode doesn't come down too hard on Third World countries. The deposed dictator is replaced by an El Presidente, who sends the legitimate police force to help the Simons defeat the corrupt forces at episode's end.

Rating (1-10 stars): 8/10

Memorable Dialogue: Counsel Dearborn: "After all, in this crazy world of ours, if we Americans can't take care of each other, who will?"

Barra, after gut punching Town: "You have the right to tell me what I want to know or you have the right to suffer pain."

Undercover Shtick: Rick and A.J., coolers and live lobsters in hand, crash divorce junket client Jim Crenshaw's suburbanite's backyard BBQ. Rick kisses the guy's missus on the lips, much to her initial shock and subsequent enjoyment. A.J. "You don't have to cook them if you don't want to, they make great pets."

1980s-ness: Town wears a crazy-looking yellow, gray, and white-patterned short-sleeve shirt, Temple Hill wears a garish yellow hat with blue band, and wide waistband with a blue dress. She later wears a silver, pink, and blue dress over jeans. A.J. wears the grey, black, and white short sleeve shirt on the flight down to Costa Verde. Connie Mitchell's "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" duotone sweater: half green-grey, the other half is off white. Dearborn's secretary, who's

San Diego References: Rick wears a Chargers hat in the BBQ scene. A Chargers pennant is seen on the wall near Rick's office desk. The Californiacentric "Golden West" bank card is mentioned often and shown closeup. There is also a Golden West branch office in Costa Verde, where the fake Counsel Dearborn works.

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"Enchilada Express" first aired in 1985. Of similar vintage is the A-Team episode "There Goes The Neighbourhood" (which first aired in December of that year, some two months after EE). In "Enchilada Express", when Rick and AJ go together on the divorce tour, they are mistaken for a gay couple, and cheerfully shrug it off. In "There Goes The Neighbourhood", BA and Hannibal are mistaken for a gay couple, and damn near tear the guy's head off.

I love that show, but in so many ways it has not aged well. Somehow, S&S managed to rise above all that nastiness, and in the process, future-proof themselves.



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I find concussion quite invigorating.

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Yes, the Simons don't really acknowledge Raul's surprised reaction, and Raul mutters under his breath without a hint of sarcasm that the Simons must be part of another tour.

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These are great. I haven't ordered season 5 yet, since I still have a few more season 4 episodes to get through. But I am now looking forward to seeing what's coming up.

I think the technical term for stories that have fake countries is called 'geofiction.'

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Or Ruritanian, although that might just be fake European countries (Ruritania being the country in "The Prisoner Of Zenda").



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Thanks for reading them.

Season five includes the 1995 Simon & Simon reunion movie, In Trouble Again aka Precious Cargo. Its placement on season five is curious, but I think it was put there because Shout Factory believed season five might be the last season they would release, and its inclusion was a way to sweeten the deal or perhaps as a Last Hurrah. Sales were apparently poor on the series in general, and the sesson was made available only(?) through Shout Factory. Thankfully, the remainder of the series would get a DVD release.

Long story short, the entire series is well worth every fan's while.

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Season and Episode Number:Season 5, Episode 5
Episode Title: The Skull of Nostradamus
Original Airdate: October 31, 1985
Writer: W. Reed Moran
Director: Sigmund Neufeld, Jr.

Synopsis: The Simons must find out who's terrorizing an apprentice witch who's supposedly under a spell.

Guest Cast: David Groh (Jonathan); Kitty Moffat (Maggie Hopkins); Katherine Justice (Donna Bertolli); Julie Miller (Ginger); Buzz Sapien (Mel); Jared Snyder (Mechanic Eddie Johnson); Tommy Madden (Stretch Mooney).

Simon Back Story: Rick wins a case of 12-gauge shotgun shells and a subscription to Girls and Ammo magazine. He is stunned and claims never to have won anything in his life.

On Halloween 1984, during what A.J. refers to as a "Rick Simon Halloween Bacchanal", Rick's oft-mentioned buddy Carlos came dressed as the devil and brought an M-7 flamethrower, which destroyed A.J.'s sofa.

A.J. routinely hides Halloween candy because Rick eats all of it before October 31.

Octoberfest is said to be "a Rick Simon tradition." A.J. replies, "Along with Arbor Day, Spring flings, and the day the Swallows come back to Capistrano...any excuse for a blowout." Rick interjects with, "alternate Thursdays."

Supernaturally speaking, A.J. is the more cynical of the Simons and makes it known with several lines throughout the episode. Rick, on the other hand, who's normally more cynical, is more receptive in his view of so-called spiritual occurrences and accepts good fortune with gratitude.

Notable Use of Music: The opening cue is a moody flute riff heard over the coven's ceremonial chanting. A cover of "I Put a Spell on You" is heard at Mel's TV and satellite dish shop. There's an ominous-sounding synth-flute cue when Maggie wakes up to candles hanging above her bed, which is some sort of curse. Droning and pulsing synth and flute cue and later a shredding electric guitar in the finale as the Simons search the top floor of the coven house. Score by Joseph Conlan.

Review/Observations: The Skull of Nostradamus aired on Halloween night 1985. It's a fun episode which is fully into the "spirit" of Halloween. Halloween decorations are visible at A.J.'s house, the police station, and in the Maggie Hopkins character's house. The script is chock full of supernatural/spiritual references and imagery. Lots of creepy set-pieces, the most notable being Rick, A.J., and Marlowe getting knocked out with gas and placed in coffins in a cemetery.

Maggie, despite being a registered nurse, feels like becoming a witch is her "first real chance to make something out of her life." Maggie doesn't seem very witchlike in her appearance or in her personality.

Ginger, Maggie's wannabe Marilyn Monroe-like roommate, is flaky enough to believe in witchcraft. She reads palms and lists several professions who are members of Jonathan's coven: a telephone operator, a masseuse, a third baseman, a choreographer..."

Rick, his New Orleans cover seemingly blown when he's recognized by Donna Bertolli, admits to being a private investigator who's "done personal surveillance for some of the biggest sources in the Southeast." Rick proceeds to hawk his services, passing out business cards.

Katherine Justice gives the best performance in this episode. She is convincing as a nail technician who is also a true believer in necromancy. Her character, Donna, the true villain of the piece, scowls and hisses her lines through her teeth.

Look for a young Giovanni "Vonni" Ribisi (Saving Private Ryan; The Rum Diary; Papa Hemingway in Cuba) as a talky neighborhood kid and three-days-early trick-or-treater who comes to A.J.'s house.

Town says that covens are "just another place for all the lonely people." Rick, deadpan, replies: "...where do they all come from?"

Mechanic and coven member Eddie has a hilarious scene on the phone with a customer and with A.J., whose Camaro is suddenly on the fritz. "Your car doesn't need a mechanic, it needs an exorcist."

The Necromancer convention is like any other trade show, complete with sales booths of merchandise. There's also mention of a Modern Coven magazine.

The Skull featured in the title of the episode is on display at the convention, which Jonathan and his minions plan to steal the valuable item, which has large glowing ruby eyes.

Coven leader Jonathan is a Jim Jones-style nutjob. He claims that "After the convention, I will possess a great, new power. A power of the ages, and with this I will build a grand temple on the island of Haiti. Ive selected a special few of our coven to accompany me to the new colony...including you [Maggie]."

Rick, in cult robes, is served "Toadstool Quiche." Ginger enthusiastically says that "it's from a recipe from the Dark Ages."

Kids in San Diego apparently trick or treat in the daytime.

When Rick and A.J. are staking out the coven, they use an infrared lens.

A.J. is stabbed in the shoulder in the finale, but "it's nothing a little Eye of Newt won't cure."

Strange, but unconnected and unrealized plant theme in this episode. A.J. talks to his crispy-looking house plants, asking them if they want to hear some "Rachmaninov or a little Robert Browning." Maggie also talks to her houseplants. There are a few references to "fish emulsion" as plant food.

Officer Nixon (Scott Murphy) is dressed as the "Safety Dragon", complete with invasive tail in an amusingly silly throwaway bit that is nonetheless keeping in part with this episode's Halloween atmosphere.

Marlowe appears in this episode. He apparently recognizes the word "bone" whenever he hears it.

Simons associate Stretch Mooney makes another appearance towards the end of the episode. Rick and A.J. lose a haggling session with a little girl in a ghoul Halloween costume. Offering her $10.00 for her costume, but she holds out for $20.00 and gets it.

The finale is the Simons raiding the coven, guns blazing, in order to save Maggie, who is unconscious, in a white gown, and has had blood poured over her in a sacrificial ceremony.

At episode's end, A.J. and Rick are paired up with Maggie and Ginger, respectively. A.J.'s left arm is in a sling from the knife wound. Rick tried getting rid of A.J. so he can make time with Ginger.

Rating (1-10 stars): 9/10

Memorable Dialogue: Ginger: [looking at Rick's, then A.J.'s hands]" These strong hands once labored to build the pyramids in Egypt, to honor him, your pharaoh and master." A.J.: "Imagine that, four-thousand years later, I can't even get him to take out the garbage."

Rick: "You don't have to turn away from the real world to find what you're looking for. I almost made that mistake a couple of times in my life."

Undercover Shtick: A.J. twice goes undercover as Arthur Crumson, from the Merlindale Bubble Publishing Company, who are putting together a "definitive witches directory" at Mel's TV and Satellite shop. The first time A.J. wears glasses, his grey double-breasted jacket, and carries his notebook like a girl. The second time is at the necromancer convention (sans glasses and notebook).

Rick as a New Orleans-accented customer getting a manicure from coven member Donna Bertolli. He later uses this accent at the Necromancer convention.

Rick and A.J. dressed as a One Thousand and One Nights/Carnac-like swami (A.J. in goatee) and his assistant (Rick), complete with burning incense, giant headwear, and bad faux Middle East accent

1980s-ness: Maggie's bulky pager goes off and interrupts a coven ceremony. "Eye of Newt? You're soaking in it." A reference to the ubiquitous 1970s and early 1980s Palmolive dish soap commercials. Maggie's oversized lavender jacket with large powder blue flowers. Ginger's plastic blue earrings and multicolored blouse.

San Diego References: The California license plate number on the Power Wagon is 1PAP513. The Camaro has California license plate number IPPA335. The O'Shaugnessy mechanic shop's sign is seen in the background near an actual street (not the Universal studio lot) does this place still exist? Is it in Los Angeles?

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On Halloween 1984, during what A.J. refers to as a "Rick Simon Halloween Bacchanal", Rick's oft-mentioned buddy Carlos came dressed as the devil and brought an M-7 flamethrower, which destroyed A.J.'s sofa.

After reading this, I went back to see what episode aired around that time. It was 'What Goes Around Comes Around,' the race car driving story, broadcast on November 1st.

'Mummy Talks' which aired later in season 4 (February '85) would have been more thematically in keeping with the spirit of Halloween.

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I'm long estranged from primetime television, so I don't know how things are done in recent decades, but one of the many things I appreciate about vintage TV shows is the attention given to holidays. The S&S producers obviously know when each episode will air, and I like the holiday-themed synchronization of such episodes.

As I go through S5, I realize that I will be rethinking my top five upon conclusion of the reviews.

Hope my fellow S&S posters are enjoying the holidays.

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I'm long estranged from primetime television, so I don't know how things are done in recent decades, but one of the many things I appreciate about vintage TV shows is the attention given to holidays.

Yes, I appreciate it too. My guess is it goes back to radio and live TV-- where stories were more timely. They had to be.

As I go through S5, I realize that I will be rethinking my top five upon conclusion of the reviews.

I am down to the last disc for S4, and after I watch and rate these final few episodes, it will be interesting to go back and see if I gave any 10s, how many 9s, etc. It seems to be a matter of which ones make a good impression on me the first time round, and which ones are calling out to me to watch again. LOL

Happy holidays.

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Season and Episode Number: Season 5, Episode 6
Episode Title: Have You Hugged Your Private Detective Today?
Original Airdate: November 7, 1985
Writer: Thomas Perry, Jo Perry (teleplay); Paul L. Ehrmann, Craig Buck (story)
Director: Kim Manners

Synopsis: A TV sex therapist hires the Simons to find out who murdered one of her employees, a sex therapist. Meanwhile, A.J. attempts to soothe the pain of his breakup with Liz by entering the dating scene, with mixed results.

Guest Cast: Barbara Rhoades (Dr. Dorothy Harcroft); Joan Sweeney (Lila Simpson); Sherry Hursey (Julie Bronson); Alan Feinstein (Dr. Karl Chadway); Bartley Braverman (Dr. Ted Van Adams); Walter Brooke (Ben Rollins); John Findlater (Attorney Gregory Hollis).

Simon Back Story: A.J. is going through a mid-life crisis. He dates numerous women and gets arrested after getting into a barroom brawl at the "Beer and Steer" after hitting on another man's wife. Or, as Rick puts it, "Trolling for fish on other men's menu."
Rick had a collection of "Swedish magazines", of which he still has back issues, and a Little Black Book, both of which he forbade A.J. to see when the two were younger.

Notable Use of Music: Slick acoustic slide guitar cue as the Simons search through Dr. Dorothy's files. "Sexy" saxophone cue that plays when Rick is at the swimming pool of the apartment complex where sex patient Ben Rollins resides with his mature, but still-attractive poolmate, Molly.

Review/Observations: The mid-'80s Dr. Ruth craze finds its way into the Simonverse in this episode, which uses the word "sex" countless times. It's as much a social commentary as any episode in a series, and decade, not known for commenting on its lesser virtues.

This episode also chronicles changes in A.J. Simon's world, as the break up of his relatively long-term relationship with the never-seen Liz continues to affect him.

Barbara Rhoades, a statuesque beauty and most welcome presence in countless 1970s Universal TV productions, was apparently still a Universal contract player as of 1985. An actress who combined brains with beauty, Rhoades plays TV sex therapist Dr. Dorothy Harcroft. However, her character has none of Rhoades usual appeal, as she is rigid and clinical in this sex therapist role. Thankfully, "Dr. Dorothy" is not a parody of Dr. Ruth and the role is played straight.

According to Rick, A.J. has been "living a pretty strange life" since his breakup with Liz. It's a life that A.J. claims Rick has been living for the past fifteen years. Rick counters with, "Yes, but you gotta take five years just to work up to it, so you don't hurt yourself." Words of wisdom, Simon and Simon fans.

There's a framed, caricature drawing of A.J., Town, and Rick on the wall above A.J.'s living room television.

Dr Harcroft and Cecilia Simon are in the same aerobics class, and Cecilia suggested she come to them for this case. in a huge Freudian slip, Harcroft calls Rick "Dick.

Bart Braverman, best known as a regular on the 1970s TV game show Match Game, wears a beard and glasses in this episode. He is effective in a brief role as an edgy and annoying colleague at the research center.

Dorothy Harcroft's receptionist, Susan (actress uncredited), is a gorgeous blonde.

When Rick is changing channels, an idiotic soap opera, a lame cooking show, a Spanish-language weather report, and an obnoxious announcer pushing "rock-bottom prices", the Doctor Dorothy Harcroft show, and a news report of students storming the American embassy to "free the dean of the foreign language..." are all heard. Rick goes back to the sex show.

The top is up on A.J.'s Camaro when he goes to meet with attorney Gregory Hollis (John Findlater), whose remarks to A.J. about dating set off A.J.'s own worries about his love life.

Marlowe is seen frolicking around in front of A.J's house in an establishing shot around the episode's 33:00 mark, but is otherwise not seen in the show itself.

Rick says that Carlos subscribes to the "Insect of the Month Club." Every month he is sent in silver, a life-size replica of an insect of the world. The club advertises in a magazine, which AJ is reading in the Mead Reseqrch waiting room.

The Simons and Dr. Harcroft crack the case at roughly the same time, though it is Dr. Dorothy who gets put in danger when she's in Dr. Carl Chadway's office looking through his files. The Simons quickly follow, though. A night-for-night shot of the Power Wagon pulling up in front of the research center is seen at the episode's finale.

Rick sets up a double date for he and A.J. with some mud wrestlers who have since graduated to olive oil. The last shot is a beautifully warm and sunny one as the brothers leave another research center.

Rating (1-10 stars): 8/10

Memorable Dialogue: [Rick watching Dr. Harcroft's TV program] "The man who wears the leather jacket or cowboy boots probably has a dull fantasy life. His lack of imagination is reflected in his infantile attachment to crude symbols of masculinity."

Undercover Shtick: Rick and A.J. get inside the Mead Psychiatric Research Center via their "Tree Time Rent-a-Plant" shtick. A.J: "Tree Time: When you need green on the scene!" They ostensibly bring "Delphiniums to Dr. Dorothy", and rifle through her files for info. When the security guard enters the room, A.J breaks into "Rock-a-Bye Baby" as he longingly wipes down the leaves of a desk plant. "They like it when you sing to them." Rick then joins him in the singing.

A.J. goes to sex therapist Julie Bronson as Ernest Van Der Grift, an independently-wealthy collector of "18th century epistolary novels."

Rick goes undercover as "Rex Ives"[?], a private security consultant for Fitz Martin when he goes to Julie Bronson's place. He wears a dark suit, dark sunglasses, and has a lot of bug-detecting equipment. He hands her a check for $5,000 which he will give her each week for information on Ernest Van Der Grift, whose sister, according to Rick's shtick, keeps tabs on her wayward brother. Rick goes on to reveal his true identity when he sees the motorcyclist who buzzes by in an attempt to hit him.

1980s-ness: The episode is influenced/inspired by TV sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer, whose nightly TV series aired on the Lifetime television network. Robin, A.J.'s one-night stand with a teal-dress wearing, putrid dyed-blonde-hair-with-black-roots-woman, who also wears an ugly, chunky necklace, is '80s to the core. Rick wears his Magnum-style Aloha shirt, A.J.'s date in the opening scene has a hideous hairdo and liquid tan.

San Diego References: While Rick is changing channels, the production credits are seen as the San Diego skyline rolls by.

A patient file for a Bill Eckworth lists his address as being 312 Varsity Road, San Diego, CA 91250. DOB 3/11/61 Age 24. Occupation: Engineer. According to Harcroft's notes, she first saw this patient on August 1, 1985. Eckworth is noted as "suffering from manic-depression. After talking with him I diagnosed him as having manic-depressive psychoses as a result of being rejected by not only his parents but his..." [paperwork cuts off]

Other patients whom A.J. photographs the paperwork of include: attorney Gregory Hollis, age 33, (born 5/11/52) of 10162 Waterton Avenue, San Diego CA; and Ben Rollins, corporate executive, age 56, (born 6/10/29) of 344 Almont Drive, San Diego 92100.

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Is this the last time Liz is mentioned? Or does A.J. get back together with her in a later episode?

I never understood the popularity of Dr. Ruth, but maybe I'm just dense. LOL

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Liz gets a mention later in S5, when it's noted that Cecilia introduced her to AJ.

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Season and Episode Number: Season 5, Episode 7
Episode Title: Reunion at Alcatraz
Original Airdate: November 14, 1985
Writer: Michael Piller
Director: Vincent McEveety

Synopsis: AJ and Rick head to San Francisco to help an aspiring detective, their cousin, Elizabeth. They connect her with veteran P.I. Sam Penny, who is tracking Frank Morris, the escaped prisoner from Alcatraz in 1962.

Guest Cast: Caren Kaye (Elizabeth Charles); Vincent Baggetta (Ron Lottick); Rosemary Forsyth (Ellen Lottick); Barry Jenner (Warden Latham); Jamie Widdoes (Attorney Roger Brunswick); Virginia Vincent (Toni Myers); David Frishberg (Piano Player); William Bryant (Marshall J. Underwood). Special Guest Star Robert Lansing as Sam Penny.

Simon Back Story: The Simons have an aunt Marian, whose daughter Elizabeth has started a detective agency. Rick and A.J. haven't seen her since her days of having freckles and pigtails. According to Rick, Elizabeth used to "beat the pants off of A.J." when they were kids, which of course an embarrassed A.J. denies.

Elizabeth says that she hasn't seen Rick since he was seventeen. She asks if he's still taking care of "little A.J."

The sign of Elizabeth's office on Fisherman's Wharf reads: "The Elizabeth Charles Agency: Discreet Investigations." Elizabeth wanted to do something exciting and so she stopped being a housewife and became a detective. She has apprenticed as a detective for three years, but does not say with whom.

During their "rookie" days as investigators, A.J. recalls how Rick managed to blow up the mayor's car once, to which Rick replies, "He shouldn't have left it outside that motel at that time of night."

Notable Use of Music: Joseph Conlan's superb, atmospheric jazz-like score not only works well for evoking 1950s detective Sam Penny, it successfully underscores San Francisco, which serves as a character in this story.

The piano player played by David Frishberg repeatedly sings a song at Sam's request. It is in the style of jazz singer Mark Murphy and consists of nothing but the names of obscure baseball players (Heenie Majeski, Danny Gardella).

The powerful blast of brass and bass which serves as Sam Penny's theme is first heard when Sam Penny leans out of the window of the run-down Knickerbocker Hotel as the camera pulls back to reveal the San Francisco skyline.

There's also a Miles Davis-style muted trumpet and walking bass cue with drums combined with typically Simon & Simon chimey synths during the Simons and Penny car pursuit of Ron Lottick.

Energetic cue featuring electric guitar, saxophone, and synth drums is heard during the Simons' escape from Beauville Prison.

Review/Observations: This is the second and final appearance of world-weary hardboiled San Francisco private eye Sam Penny. It's an episode that's superior to his first appearance, season three's Shadow of Sam Penny. San Francisco location filming elevates Reunion at Alcatraz, as does the continued character development of Sam Penny.

According to the IMdb, there was a 1983 TV movie, also titled Shadow of Sam Penny.

The episode is also less of an homage to Film Noir and more of an interesting case for both Penny and Rick and A.J. Simon, who are less the hero worshippers and more the professional detectives we know them to be.

A black & white Universal-International News film from 1962 starts off the episode. "Flee Alcatraz." Ed Herlihy is credited as the voice, but it doesn't sound like him to me. Vintage footage is shown combined with color footage of deputy warden Ron Lottick, (Vincent Baggetta) who sounds stunned by the escape.

Ron Lottick is a fragment of a man still haunted over his failure to recapture Morris. Lottick spends much of the time screaming or shooting at a man in a trench coat he "knows" is Frank Morris. Lottick has returned to The Rock for the first time since his "raw deal" of losing his assistant warden post. A desperate Lottick, now deputy warden at Beauville Prison, hires Sam Penny to find Frank Morris.

Virginia Vincent plays Sam Penny's "Girl Friday", Toni Myers, this time around. She replaces Joan Leslie. She has a catty line to Elizabeth about not having to keep track of the latter's messages.

Penny lives in room 304 in a dump of a hotel, The Knickerbocker. He wakes up next to an alarmingly still blonde, whom he calls "Miss" (and later refers to as his "niece" as a cover story) when he tries to wake her up after their night together. The women's face is never seen, and she fails to wake even after Penny's phone, which he doesn't answer, rings nine times, as he thinks it may be the hotel manager.

From his hotel bill, Penny owes more than $420.00 as of 10/17/85. The bill is stuck to the bottom of "Rum" brand rum. Rum is Penny's liquor of choice, which is unusual for a P.I., who stereotypically swill Bourbon or Scotch. I'd like to think that Sam Penny became enamored with Rum after a case took him to Cuba during his 1950s heyday.

Actress Caren Kaye resembles to 1980s actress Anne Bloom.

Sam refers to A.J. and Rick as "Junior and his partner." He seems to legitimately not know their actual names. He mentions having taken a case in Copenhagen, though he did not. A.J. shows none of the hero worship he expressed in Shadow of Sam Penny.

Effective use of the rundown Alcatraz Island area, especially the decrepit-looking prison block and its surrounding areas. The location filming really helps propel the story.

Rick and A.J. work together and Sam Penny and Elizabeth are paired up.

Sam's outlook on life and self awareness is encapsulated in his Willie Mays monologue: "He had it all. He had the arm, he had the bat, he had the legs. Maybe the most God-given talent in the history of man. But he didn't know when to quit. He just kept on keepin' on, and finally when all the cheers died down, all he had left...was the name."

Town and a guard are framed in the open door of the laundry truck as he stalls long enough for the Simons to crawl out of the truck. Town sneezes and claims to be allergic to cotton.

The scenery of the prison escape is well filmed and the sunny weather not seen in San Francisco is in full view in this sequence.

The reveal of who was behind the whole scheme is revealed in Sam Penny's office. The culprit is led away in true mystery movie/Film Noir fashion.

Rating (1-10 stars): 9/10

Memorable Dialogue: Town and veteran gate guard:
Town: "Someone keeps swiping the towels out of C-Block. This is really getting out of hand."
Guard: "Taxpayers don't care. Where's Benny this morning?"
Town: "Day off."
Guard: "Benny never took a day off in his life!"
Town: "That's what I meant. He's dead."
Guard: "My God! He was my age!"
Town: "Yeah, and you're not lookin' too well, either." [Drives off]

Undercover Shtick: Rick, A.J., and Elizabeth as gray-suited health department inspectors go to the docked boat of Marshall J. Underwood, whose wife alleges has stolen two 16th Century Albrecht Dürer woodcuts. I like the way A.J. cockily says "You betcha!" The shtick goes awry when it is revealed that Underwood is the harbormaster of San Francisco. Their subsequent arrest leads them to Sam Penny, whom they call to vouch for them.

With Town undercover as a laundry truck driver and wonders how many lobsters he and Temple Hill could eat in 24 hours. Rick and A.J. are smuggled into Beauville prison in Marin County. Town has several amusing lines and is planning his and Temple's San Francisco day tour of the city. Town also banters with an elderly guard.

Rick and A.J. as prisoners at Beauville Prison. Rick calls A.J. "Fingers Burton", "the guy who had eight fingers in his freezer when they busted him." when the two bluff some tough convicts, who later attempt to escape when Rick and A.J. do.

The silhouette of Sam and Elizabeth kissing is seen through the pebbled glass of Sam's office. Elizabeth becomes Penny's new associate, even getting the title etched on the door.

1980s-ness: Clothes, music, and pop culture references are pretty tasteful by 1980s standards, owing to the throwback vibe of Sam Penny.

San Diego References: No San Diego, but there are several scenes shot on location in San Francisco. Alcatraz, Fisherman's Wharf, and various skyline views of the city are seen.

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Excellent job. You should definitely make a blog to publish these with photos/screen shots.

It kind of sounds like this might have been a "backdoor pilot" for Elizabeth & Sam to get their own weekly show. Obviously, they've been situated in a completely different city, but one that is still close enough to where Rick & A.J. would be able to do future crossovers if it had become a series.

Technically, the earlier season 3 episode where we first met Sam is part of the Simons' (more recent) backstory.

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Thank you. The compliment is greatly appreciated. Feedback and corrections are also helpful.

I'm a big film and TV score fan, so I pay special attention to the underscore in this show, even if I have no musical description skills whatsoever!  There are a number of interesting musical cues and recurring musical riffs that I will attempt to give titles. Longtime S&S fans will hopefully understand which ones I'm referencing when I stumble around trying to point them out.

For future entries I will switxh around some of the categories for improved "flow" of the entry.

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Thank you. The compliment is greatly appreciated. Feedback and corrections are also helpful.

You're welcome.

I'm a big film and TV score fan, so I pay special attention to the underscore in this show, even if I have no musical description skills whatsoever! There are a number of interesting musical cues and recurring musical riffs that I will attempt to give titles. Longtime S&S fans will hopefully understand which ones I'm referencing when I stumble around trying to point them out.

I appreciate music on television programs but it's not an area I focus on when watching or reviewing something...unless it gets in the way of the story or immensely helps the story and I feel it needs to be mentioned.

For future entries I will switch around some of the categories for improved "flow" of the entry.

Looking forward to the next one(s)..!

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With my winter vacation wrapping up soon, I will have to scale back my reviews to once a week. I did manage to complete a sizable portion of season five, though. I'll still be around the boards, of course.

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With my winter vacation wrapping up soon, I will have to scale back my reviews to once a week. I did manage to complete a sizable portion of season five, though. I'll still be around the boards, of course.

Yes, vacations have to end, unfortunately. LOL

I will be checking in occasionally. I don't think the discs I bought will arrive till the middle of next week. So I am going to focus on a few other series in the meantime. After the S&S discs arrive, I will start on season 7. That is the plan.

I look forward to additional S5 write-ups from you. The ones you've done so far are a pleasure to read. They're detailed and indicate your commitment to the show.

There are several pages of threads in this forum. I'd like to think those old-time posters will stop by and read what we've been posting.

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There are a number of interesting musical cues and recurring musical riffs that I will attempt to give titles.

You mean like Mr. Mike's trombone interval, marimba theme, violin theme, memories theme, military theme, bonging bell? I'm sure you know what I'm referring to. 

Connery, Moore, and Brosnan! Accept NO substitutes!

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Season and Episode Number: Season 5, Episode 8
Episode Title: Down-Home Country Blues
Original Airdate: November 21, 1985
Writer: Terrell Tannen (Teleplay); Darrell Fetty, Ramsay King (Story)
Director: Vincent McEveety

Synopsis: Rick and AJ are hired to find performer Jim Henderson aka Jim Lee who has disappeared with his son Jason but Jim's drugged-out country music star ex-wife Bonnie has custody. The brothers impersonate Nashville stars to uncover some dishonest deals.

Guest Cast: Lance LeGault (Matt Greenwood); Angel Tompkins (Bonnie Henderson); Sam Anderson (Ellis); Terri Treas (Joanie Rogers); John O'Connell (Dr. Montana); Christopher Burton (Jason Lee); Special Guest Star Larry Gatlin (Jim Lee/Jim Henderson).

Simon Back Story: According to the greeting he leaves on AJ's answering machine, Rick owns a "Reinell cabin cruiser", which he lists as being in "mint condition."

Rick was on the road for two months in 1967 and feels that he gleaned a lifetime of wisdom from the experience, or so AJ sarcastically says.

Notable Use of Music: The Country and Western songs are performed by Larry Gatlin, though Rick, as "Rick Cheyenne", sings an improvised tune possibly called "Get Me Out of Here, AJ."

An icy-sounding synth cue is heard briefly when Greenwood enters The Corral to con information out of Joanie. A fuller, fleshed-out version of this cue is heard when Greenwood attempts to take young Jason away.

Mournful chimey-sounding piece of music is heard when Jim, Jason, and Joanie are reunited by the Simons.

A fiddle is impressively matched up with hard electric guitar in the chase music heard when Bonnie and Jason escape from Ellis' goons.

Review/Observations: An episode I once considered among the worst in the series, Down-Home Country Blues is actually great fun, though still not a serious threat to rank among my all-time favorite episodes. However, there is enough to entertain even the most critical Simon & Simon fan. Or, to quote Dylan, "or else I'm gettin' soft..." 

In the opening credits, the episode title is on a palm tree background. The camera tilts to a shot of San Diego Bay(?) as Larry Gatlin's 1979 song All the Gold in California is heard. Gatlin's character, is seen with "His Cowboy Band" performing (half) the song at The Corral, advertised as having "Country Music, Entertainment, Dancing, Cocktails..."

Why didn't Bonnie ever help Jim become a big Country music star when they were married? Did he ever write her a hit song? None of this is explained.

You haven't lived until until you've seen announcer Gary Owens in a cowboy hat, huge glasses, and cheesy mustache. Thankfully, this episode provides that very image.

In addition to San Diego, this story also takes place in "Hurricane", Colorado. There is also a scene where Rick and AJ pass through "Broomstick, Nevada." A road sign is seen with that name on it.

Jim Henderson (Larry Gatlin) must have a thing for medium-length-haired blondes in the Country music industry, as both Joanie and ex-wife Bonnie share a similar look.

Henderson is not a big Country music star, as he performs exclusively in roadhouses and outdoor picnics, including one outdoor restaurant called "The Tear Trail", but his songs have generated interest from C&W bigwig Yancy Carlson (Sunset Carson), who wears a truly hideous oversized turquoise necklace/bolo tie in his one scene.

Henderson almost never appears to be actually playing his guitar. He must prefer the Elvis Presley school of guitar caressing. Henderson drives around in a battered RV hitched to a dire-looking and ancient green pickup truck.

Angel Tompkins gives a good performance as Bonnie Henderson, the drug-addled "Sweetheart of Country Music." It's a role that could have easily descended into parody and overacting, but Tompkins does quite well. Her character is shown in meltdown/nervous breakdown mode, yet she retains dignity and strength in the scene where she and Jason escape from her manager Ellis and his goons. She and Christopher Burton also share a genuinely affectionate scene together before their escape.

Rick's buddy and troublemaker extraordinaire Carlos is mentioned. AJ is "still sore" with him after a prank phone call, but wants to make it up via an "uncrated" surprise.

Downtown Brown and slimy bounty hunter Matt Greenwood (Lance LeGault) have a strong scene in Town's office. Greenwood has his boots up on Town's desk and is fondling some trophy of Town's. The two have apparently locked horns before, as Greenwood complains of being rousted last time they met. Greenwood is in San Diego to serve notice on Jim Henderson, who is an "interstate fugitive" for kidnapping his son.

Rick and AJ have a comedic scene with an old codger standing by the side of the road that is bound to annoy the less patient viewer.

When the Simons find Jim Henderson, the conversation they have makes the brothers sound like marriage counselors.

There's a brief scene at AJ's house where Henderson, Joanie, and Jason discuss the case while AJ serves everybody drinks. Marlowe is also there. Cecilia Simon does not appear in this episode.

Lance LeGault looks to be doing many of his own stunts. When Greenwood falls down as Henderson's truck pulls away, it looks to be LeGault doing the fall. Henderson hits him with the door of his truck and it's Legault taking the hit. LeGault is later seen running at full speed with the Power Wagon right behind him and does the fall himself. He also scampers backwards about six feet after taking Rick's punch, falling down, though cushioned by a stunt man (playing a goon) behind him.

Bounty hunter Greenwood tells the Simons "no hard feelings" and even offers a handshake to AJ after the brothers take down Ellis and his henchmen. Greenwood claims that he's already on to another job. When AJ gut punches him in return for their earlier fight, Greenwood stands motionless, mouth agape, and remains that way until Rick punches him. It's cartoony stuff more appropriate to The A-Team. Despite this, Greenwood's amoral characterization would have made for an interesting follow up episode, and it's a shame the character was "one and done."

When Jim is singing his self-penned "Ballad of Rick and AJ" (my title), both Rick and AJ--and probably much of the viewing audience--look embarrassed beyond words. The brothers are seen driving off down a dusty road into the distance as the song plays on.

Rating (1-10 stars): 7/10

Memorable Dialogue: Jim Henderson: [Singing]"A few years ago/by the San Diego Bay/a woman raised two boys/different as night and day/Rick he is the rebel/he always wears a hat/AJ is the quiet one/but don't be fooled by that...

...lose your dog/lose your wife/Rick and AJ will save your life/they can track a man/that's never been tracked/they can crack a case/that can't be cracked/AJ and Rick/so tough and smart/they've got brains, guts, and hearrrrrt."

Undercover Shtick: Rick as Country music singer Rick Cheyenne, complete in fringed vest and boots getup, and AJ as Colonel Sanders--"The Other Colonel Sanders." AJ adopts what comes off like a Southern Belle accent and wears a large cowboy hat. The Simons even pay a random woman $20.00 to act as though she were an enthusiastic fan of Rick Cheyenne's, who, according to AJ's Other Colonel Sanders, "is the hottest thing in six counties in Texas."

They also use this shtick when buying prescription medications from Dr. Montana and obtaining evidence used to help Jim. Rick harasses Montana's nurse, chasing her around the office and with her gone, rifles through the patient files for info on Bonnie Henderson. Meanwhile, AJ deals with the doctor. The Simons wear these ridiculous outfits for roughly the last half of the episode.

Flubs: Continuity- Greenwood falls down on his side in the dirt, but when he gets up, his entire back is covered with dust.

1980s-ness: Joanie wears a cowgirl-style outfit of denim miniskirt, hat, and gingham blouse at her job in The Corral. In the opening scene at his house, AJ once again wears the grey, black, and white short-sleeve shirt. Later on he is seen in a blue-grey Members Only-style windbreaker. AJ mentions that even small towns have MTV on their cable systems. In the same conversation, when Rick tells AJ "You learn a lot in two months on the road." To which AJ sarcastically replies, "Thank you, Charles Kuralt!"

San Diego References: Rick mentions that Carlos' surprise is waiting for AJ at an "old, burned-out gas station on the corner of 4th and B. You know, the one with all the hook ruts and the Panda Bears and stuff?"

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Writer: Terrell Tannen (Teleplay); Darrell Fetty, Ramsay King (Story)

Interesting FIVE-O connection here. Darrell Fetty, a 70s actor who appeared in a few films by John Milius like THE WIND AND THE LION and BIG WEDNESDAY, played the bank robber brother Lloyd Dawson in season 12's "Who Says Cops Don't Cry?". That's the episode that introduces Lori Wilson (Sharon Farrell) and Fetty plays the guy who guns down Lori's husband. He's the leader of the bank robbing gang and because of his wounded leg he's being tended to by his doctor brother Ben Dawson (Alan Fudge).

Connery, Moore, and Brosnan! Accept NO substitutes!

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Season and Episode Number: Season 5, Episode 9
Episode Title: Quint is Out
Original Airdate: December 5, 1985
Writer: Bill Dial
Director: Sigmund Neufeld, Jr.

Synopsis: Simon & Simon Meets Cape Fear. Jeremiah Quint, a violent convict whom Rick and AJ helped the police capture, is out of prison after six years.

Guest Cast: Bill Smith (Jeremiah Quint); Loyita Chapel (Joanna Crane); Bob McClurg (Snead); John X. Heart (Ben Crane).

Simon Back Story: Rick, dressed in British soldier hat, shorts, high socks, and crossed bandoliers of ammo across his chest, is stoked about the double feature of Zulu (1964) and Zulu Dawn (1979). AJ, on the other hand is thrilled about going out, alone, to see the desert bloom, "because some things a man does for the good of his soul." Rick dismisses this, saying that "the desert blooms every year."

The Quint case goes back six years, which would place Quint's capture took place in 1979, two years before the series proper began, but right around the time of the pilot, Pirate's Key. Going by continuity, this could have been one of the Simons' earliest cases since the return from Florida to San Diego.

Notable Use of Music: Joseph Conlan's score is reminiscent of everything from Miami Vice to Code of Silence to nearly every dark, intense 1980s crime drama. Fans of Jan Hammer and David Michael Frank will find much to appreciate in Joseph Conlan's score.

When AJ is driving through Ensenada Mexico on the fake case, a brief blast of "Ring of Fire"-style trumpets and funky electric bass are integrated into the propulsive synth-driven cue. Excellent horn section work when AJ is in the trailer where Rick was jumped and kidnapped by Quint.

Review/Observations:

The second great episode of season five. The Cape Fear-inspired story of a convict seemingly not out for revenge is a welcome "dark and edgy" tale from a series better known for its light touch.

Interestingly enough, this episode contains no scenes that take place at night, which would have made Quint is Out all the better. It would also have been to have included more of Quint goading the Simons but within the law, which would have been great had the episode been made as a two-hour special. These very minor quibbles aside, Quint is Out is among the best episodes of the season.

The San Quentin parole officer states that Quint, who has served six years of his ten-year sentence, obtained a graduate-level degree in social sciences during his time in prison, as well as having started a "prison library society."

The opening credits scenes of Quint at the bar right after his parole is well staged. He overhears an old man telling his buddies about a new car he just bought for a steal. Then, newly-freed Quint literally steals the man's car. I like that the "Quint is Out" episode title appears onscreen right after the back door of the bar Quint exits closes. Rick speaks the title of the episode after getting the news from Town over the phone.

When Quint is looking for the Simon & Simon detective agency in the Yellow Pages, an ad for Peerless Detectives is also seen. "One Hundred Trained Investigators." (Fictional) Phone number (619) 5*5-2784. Their (fictional) address is 21 Mission Laguna, San Diego. Myron J. Fowler's name is in the ad. What a great acknowledgement of earlier seasons, as well as Simon & Simon continuity.

AJ briefly mentions a peeping tom a case that the Simons are working on. Rick was to have called a lawyer in Del Mar, but has been reading up on the Quint file, since the Quint's release, which the brothers have learned about thanks to a phone call from Town.

Jeremiah Quint is one mean dude. Rick recalls that "The only reason we got him the first time is because he ran out of ammunition. He had his back against the docks, facing 110 guys from a SWAT team and a refrigerator fell on him!"

Though he despises both Simon brothers, Quint appears to hate Rick more than he does AJ, though the reasons why are not mentioned. Rick is noticeably nervous when Quint drops by the Simons' office, whereas AJ is extremely tense. However, after Quint's initial visit, both brothers nervously start loading for bear while AJ rationalizes away why Quint is in San Diego.

Quint joins Cecilia Simon's "monthly coffee klatch of the San Diego literary society." They discuss the works of CS Lewis. Quint says he prefers the trilogy and the science fiction novels more than the theological works.

Rick punches out Quint in Cecilia's living room, but it does not appear that Quint presses charges, despite the subsequent rant of his attorney, Mr. Snead, who calls Rick and AJ "quasi-simian thugs." Town later describes Snead as a "wolverine lawyer."

Snead is more upset about Town searching Quint's place under warrant more than he is about Rick's assault of Quint. The Simons obtain a restraining order against Quint.

In a scene by the beach, Town is undercover as a hot dog vendor. He wears a "Chez Dog" T-shirt with a hot dog shaped like a Dachshund.

Quint sends the Simons a registered letter. When the messenger asks for I.D., Rick just shows him the gun in his shoulder holster.

While working off steam and brainstorming, AJ works out--in suit and tie--in the office gym equipment. Rick plays pinball. A slightly paranoid AJ closes the Venetian blinds on the window washers.

Quint, via his girlfriend, convict groupie Joanna Crane, sends AJ on a circuitous route to Ensenada, Mexico to find her "missing" brother, Ben, who's described as an eccentric. AJ goes to the Mucky Duck bar, where Ben Crane was a regular. Ben now runs a bait shack in Ensenada and said he'll stay in Mexico "until the Republicans are out of office."

When AJ catches up with Ben Crane and is told that his sister is a convict groupie, AJ takes off after he realizes Joanna Crane sent him to Mexico as a ruse. I like how the camera slowly pulls in on AJ as Ben describes Joanna. When AJ is gone, Ben remarks: "You see? That's why I left the States! The place is jam-packed with empty suits in a hurry, just like that one!"

Loyita Chapel (Joanna Crane) is gorgeous! She wears a full face of makeup in a bedroom scene with Quint. Joanna cries when Quint tells her that he must kill the Simons. She clearly loves Quint. The character is sympathetic but still underwritten.

Quint talks about his prison psychiatrist, who diagnosed Quint as having transference issues, and that Quint's anger at the Simons was "justified." Not exactly a glowing endorsement of the mental health industry.

Town shows up at the Alpine shipyard with a van full of assault-rifle-carrying SWAT personnel.

Rick receives a brutal beating from Quint that is the most graphic up to this point in the series' history. The left side of his face is purple and swollen, his scalp is bloody. He complains to AJ that he can't feel anything in his face.

In the denouement at AJ 's house, which probably takes place a week or so after the incident, the recovering Rick is seen in recuperative "casual wear", as he wears the red Magnum-esque Aloha shirt, faded jeans, and his hat. Rick also has a heavily bandaged face and eye along with a patch over his left eye. He's walking around, though, and makes some sort of frothy white daiquiri or Pina colada, though a Tequila bottle is seen by the blender. AJ has a bottle of beer. Seeing Rick looking so beat up really makes you feel for him.

Tim Reid is saddled with a rather clunky and wordy monologue regarding the changing nature of criminals and the lack of a pattern in profiling them. It's good stuff, though, and Reid does well with it, but a wordy and message-heavy speech does few actors any favors. I much prefer the simple directness of AJ's single line about what Joanna Crane will do when she gets out of prison in fifteen years. The episode ends on that note.

Marlowe appears in the "Zulu" scene at the beginning of the episode as well as in the final scene, including the freeze frame of the episode along with AJ, Town, and Rick.

Rating (1-10 stars): 10/10
Memorable Dialogue:

Rick: "He said he learned a lot in prison."
Town: "They always do."

Quint: "You don't get to talk. All you get to do is die!

Undercover Shtick: None, though Rick does ask the apartment manager if he could see the newly-vacated room where Quint had been staying.

Flubs: In what is clearly a stuntman, "Gerald McRaney" suddenly grows a full head of puffy hair when Rick knocks Quint over the railing.

1980s-ness: Quint's suitcase-phone-with-a-cord would have seemed so futuristic to me had I seen this episode in 1985. There's a charming quality about what I refer to as "Clunky Technology", and the phone Quint uses is a fine example of that. Rick wears the safari jacket (with half the buttons undone). Town's sport coat is a common grey-and-black pattern.

There's a Miami Vice vibe when AJ slowly stalks through the Alpine shipyards, the bleak industrial area where Quint is holding Rick. The building resembles the unfinished skyscraper from Love and/or Marriage (S5 Ep1).

San Diego References: On the radio station in the car stolen by Quint, San Diego DJ Susan Knight announces that "Sunrise in My Heart" by "Ralph Taylor and His Thousand Strings" has just been heard on 99 KATL, the Easy Listening radio station. She then says, "It's 2:17 and another ridiculously perfect day in San Diego!"

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When AJ is driving through Ensenada Mexico on the fake case, a brief blast of "Ring of Fire"-style trumpets

And now you know where my username comes from. Both the Johnny Cash song and the 2nd season KNIGHT RIDER episode "Ring of Fire" (probably the first KR episode I ever saw).

I agree with you on "Quint is Out". You call it one of the best of the season but I would say it's probably the single best episode of the entire series! As you may have guessed I prefer the darker-themed episodes. This was probably the only S&S episode that genuinely gave me the willies, which is so unlike the show. As was the case with MAGNUM PI you didn't really watch the show expecting real genuine suspense or gripping tension. These were feel-good shows and that's why we watched them. If we wanted something darker there was MIAMI VICE or THE EQUALIZER. But then suddenly you saw an episode like "Death and Taxes" or "Laura" (in the case of MAGNUM) and you were genuinely moved by what you just watched. Both gripping episodes which you weren't likely to forget. Everything else in comparison seemed like fluff. Same holds true for this S&S episode and why it's such a standout!

There's also the fact that I just love the old "ex-con out for revenge" plot used in so many crime shows. Heck, my 2 favorite FIVE-O episodes are "Rest in Peace, Somebody" and "Hookman", so that speaks for itself. On top of that, CAPE FEAR (the original 1962 B&W classic with Bob Mitchum) remains one of my favorite suspense thrillers of all time. No blood or gore, just good old fashioned sense of dread and terror that goes right down to your bones!

Connery, Moore, and Brosnan! Accept NO substitutes!

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Season and Episode Number: Season 5, Episode 10
Episode Title: Walk a Mile in My Hat
Original Airdate: December 12, 1985
Writer: Richard Chapman
Director: Vincent McEveety

Synopsis: The agency is offered $10,000 but it requires Rick to pretend he is AJ, who is on a trip. Complicating matters, AJ needs to assume Rick's identity on returning.

Guest Cast: Anne Schedeen (Claire Stafford); Michael C. Gwynne (Burton "Burt" Ferris); Kathryn Stanleigh (Leah Colvin); Logan Ramsey (Mr. Barton); Terry Kiser (Gerry Marsh); Special Guest Star Ray Walston (Al Ranfield).

Review/Observations:After the intensity of Quint is Out, it's a lighthearted return to the typical Simon & Simon episode. Jameson Parker is especially funny, getting all the best lines, and otherwise playing the outraged identity theft victim and then having a great time being Rick Simon. The episode also works well in combining the details of the case --the bidding on a for-sale duo of skyscrapers--with the comedy of the switched identities.

A gunman of Barton's is heard to say "Freeze!" when they get the drop on Rick in the episode teaser, but in the show itself, the scene is silent, and the "freeze" is spoken by another character in a different scene.

Artsy opening shot from beneath a punch bowl, made with Rick Simon's poison of choice, Don Diablo tequila. Rick is hosting "Rick Simon Getting to Know You Encounter", an office welcoming party to a group of attractive office women from the various other businesses in the Simons' building. It all falls flat, however, when Rick lets it slip that AJ will not be attending, and half the women immediately leave. Those who stay split in a hurry when they're made instantly ill by Rick's Don Diablo "Boomba" cocktails.

AJ is out camping in an area consisting of 500,000 acres. It is not named, but Cecilia says that AJ "must be freezing up there." Which national park is just north of San Diego?

The face of AJ's camping companion, Sheila, is not seen, and she is only filmed from the back and side, the latter being with a blanket wrapped around her, obscuring her face. She is heard saying "AJ!" when Rick's antiquated tent collapses.

It is shown to be raining in San Diego, with Gerry Marsh and Claire Stafford standing in a thunderstorm while using a pay phone to call Simon & Simon.

An establishing shot of AJ's house at twilight is quite pretty, and one not often used.

Cecilia comes by at an inopportune moment to pick up a casserole dish AJ borrowed.

Rick is wearing AJ's clothes, including the latter's "favorite blazer", a charcoal-colored coat. AJ wears Rick's green shooting jacket and hat. However, Gerald McRaney's 6'1" height and Jameson Parker's 5'10" should have made this difficult. Instead, both look like one another's clothes fit perfectly.

The Power Wagon's tailgate and roll bar break while AJ has it when camping.

Ray Walston, playing real estate bigshot Al Ranfield, only appears during the first twenty minutes of the episode.

While AJ's portrayal of Rick is comedically over the top, Rick-as-AJ is low key and straight, although with more than a touch of uncertainty, as Rick is presented with specific business terms which he knows absolutely nothing about.

Marlowe has a comic bit with the gourmet "Chez Voltaire" take out meal of chicken and mushroom sauce. He scrapes the food into a casserole dish and throws it in the oven. He claims to have paid $70.00 for the meal. Rick tells Marlowe to leave the food alone, and that chicken and mushrooms will "give you nightmares, like the last time." Rick subsequently bribes Marlowe to leave the kitchen with an entire box of dog biscuits.

Claire Stafford, aware of AJ's gourmet reputation, requests that Rick-as-AJ prepare Supreme du Poulet aux champignons. Rick asks Town, whom he happens to run into in the Ranfield Development Corporation lobby, what Supreme du Poulet aux champignons means in English; Town translates, "Chicken with mushroom sauce." Rick suggests she try his Tacos al Carbon.

The marina where Ranfield's yacht is docked looks like the one used in Quincy, M.E..

The Simon & Simon Prescient Casting Award for having guest star Terry Kiser lug around a dead body three years before his career-defining role in Weekend at Bernie's (1988).

Anne Schedeen (Claire Stafford) and Kathryn Stanleigh (Leah Colvin) are dead ringers for one another, even sharing identical hairstyles at one point in the episode.

When Rick and AJ plan their strategy, Rick speaks the title of the episode.

Rick listens to Mozart on the Power Wagon radio. "That's Mozart? Guy's good!"

AJ-as-Rick at the Ranfield offices is pretty funny. Jameson Parker purposely overplays it for laughs, yet manages to get McRaney's speech down while at the same time "playing AJ playing Rick", especially when he shouts "Security!!!"

The styrofoam coffee cup AJ yanks off the tray is clearly empty.

The episode ends with a goofy "Who's on First?"-style comedy routine at the Monterey police station about which Simon brother is which.

Rating (1-10 stars): 10/10

Simon Back Story: Rick pays the Simons' bills when there is not an "r" in the month.

Memorable Dialogue: AJ:[from rural pay phone, Power Wagon and tow truck in background] "I just want to let you know I'm on my way home, and I want to share with you something I discovered out here...in the wilderness. It's all about the life-giving properties of water. Man needs it. Animals need it. The Earth needs it..and car batteries need it!!!"

AJ:[pretending to be Rick] "So The Mustache drowned another chicken and ten bucks of fancy vino, huh?

AJ: "You want to experience real meal? Go take a look at what I got strapped to the hood of the Power Wagon."

Gerry: [deadpan]: "Hey buddy, do you know where I can get some ice? Lots...of ice?"

Undercover Shtick: The entire episode is Undercover Shtick, with the brothers playing each other. They also pose as gardeners when they infiltrate Barton's estate. A stereotypical Japanese gardener blows their cover. No explanation is given as to how Rick and AJ obtain the truck, equipment, and clothing, however.

Notable Use of Music: Some weird guitar music from the radio is heard as Rick fusses with the gourmet take out and a very interested Marlowe in the kitchen. Crap-sounding Lite Jazz is also heard. Cool staccato electric guitar cue plays when Rick finds Ranfield's body on the real estate magnate's boat. A fun picked acoustic guitar piece plays as AJ struggles with the Power Wagon's tailgate and roll bar.

A funky "Bayou Blues"-sounding cue is heard during Rick's break in of Claire's motel.

Slide electric guitar cue and metallic synth when Power Wagon moves on Bruno's tip.

The horn section "Travel and Arrival Cue" is heard when the Simons arrive in Monterey.

1980s-ness: A precursor (of sorts) to the "body switch" movie craze, seen in films Like Father, Like Son (1987) and Vice Versa (1988). The original Freaky Friday (1976) is mentioned in this entry simply because this author had a mad childhood crush on...wait for it...Barbara Harris.

San Diego References: The Chargers pennant is seen on the wall behind Rick's office desk. Rick, calling an associate named Bruno, refers to himself as Rick "Two Padres Box Seats to the Cubs Series" Simon. The tickets were AJ's, now they're Bruno's.

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'Walk a Mile in My Hat' is one I vaguely remember from the original broadcast. Surprised the writers didn't think to do this premise earlier, with them switching roles.

Walston guest-starred three times, playing a different character in each episode he did.

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Season and Episode Number: Season 5, Episode 11
Episode Title: Facets
Original Airdate: December 19, 1985
Writer: Diane Saunders
Director: Burt Kennedy

Synopsis: AJ and Rick are called in when a valuable gem is stolen from Nyquist jewelers who suspect their rivals, the Cartons. The brothers find themselves in the midst of feud and AJ experiences anguish when forced to use his gun.

Guest Cast: Tony O'Dell (Jerry Carton); Jean Sagal (Andrea Nyquist); Harry Townes (Harry Carton); Alex Henteloff (Ditto); Dennis Pratt (Felix); Danny Dayton (Jeweler Joe Wilson); Kay Freeman (Mrs. Carton); Leonard Stone (Uncle Jack); Special Guest Star Norman Fell (Leo Nyquist).

Review/Observations: A transition episode which serves as a portent of darker-themed episodes to come. An episode more about how a shooting effects the shooter rather than the one who is shot. Speaking of effects, one can’t help but remember Jameson Parker’s 1992 non-fatal shooting and its subsequent effects on the actor, chronicled in his book, An Accidental Cowboy.

Facets is the lone writing credit for Diane Saunders. Her sole acting credit was as "Bag Lady" in the film Trespasses (1991).

The story is of the Romeo and Juliet/Hatfields and McCoys style, with two jeweler families in competition with one another for seventy years.

The episode opens with stock or second-unit footage of London landmarks, which were perhaps filmed en route to Paris for season four’s C'est Simon The interior used for the “London Diamond Exchange” is quite ornate. Where was this filmed?

Norman Fell sports a goatee beard. His is a straight-laced role, though a trace of the impish Stanley Roper humor comes through in the Diamond Exchange, when he asks the stuffy English diamond clerk, “Is it permitted to smile, even a little?” The clerk replies, “It is not advisable, sir. The diamond you purchased is valued at $100,000 as agreed. Modest, but quite acceptable for a first-time buyer here, sir.” It would have been nice to have seen more of Norman Fell in this or a second appearance in another role.

The first Simons scene is one of their regular “Opening Comedy Scenes”, as a way to showcase the Parker-McRaney chemistry. Here, AJ comes home from a trip to a completely empty house. The camera pulls back to show this. Rick is sitting alone on the floor. Rick apparently has a “surprise” for AJ, as he and Jenny, who is “from the 24-hour martinizing place” (a dry cleaner). Rick had all of AJ’s furniture shipped to Mexico to have it cleaned by Jenny’s ex-jailbird husband, busted by the Simons and having been recently released after serving five years.

AJ wears a nice black suit with grey and black tie in the brief office scene with Leo Nyquist.

The Nyquist jewelry store looks to be nearby the same street (12164 Ventura Blvd) where The Rockford Files episode, The Fourth Man (Season 3, Episode 1) was filmed, an episode partially dealing with rare coins. However, the Carton jewelry shop has a “5117” address number.

Interesting use of shadow in the point-of-view shot seen from behind Rick and AJ from the rear window of the Power Wagon when they tail the courier van.

Right after the shooting, AJ goes to the hospital. He apologizes to Jerry Carton's parents. Mrs. Carton calls AJ a "bastard" and hits him.

Tony O’Dell (Jerry) and Jean Sagal (Andrea) do not give very good performances. O’Dell would go on to join the series Head of the Class (1986-91). Jean Sagal was one half of the twin stars of Double Trouble (1984-85) and later go on to become producer of the sitcom Two and a Half Men.

Kathleen Freeman, best known for her appearances in several Jerry Lewis films, has a throwaway cameo in this episode.

Even though Rick is in peril, AJ still freezes in the second firefight.

Marlowe appears throughout the episode. He sits in AJ's easy chair. He also trots down to greet Cecilia from the back deck to the walkway.

Two weeks pass after AJ’s shooting of Jerry Carton, and AJ is still agonizing over it. The missing diamond case continues.

Stone cutter Joe Wilson and Nyquist’s jeweler George Seifer (Jimmy Lydon) use the Yiddish expression “mazel und broche” when concluding a business deal. There is said to be a “jeweler's code.”

The gold gun cabinet in AJ’s bookcase/entertainment center has a combination lock on it.

Rick and Cecilia share a sweet mother-son conversation and embrace after their discussion about AJ, who has been punching away on a boxing bag in the cleared-out garage.

Cecilia also has a good mother-son conversation with the distraught AJ. Cecilia urges him to visit Jerry Carton in the hospital.

There's fog or smoke in the background of one scene around the canal near AJ's house.

There are several night-time scenes around the jewelry store. This includes all three shootouts.

After everyone is toasting one another, and ending the Carton-Nyquist feud as well as Rick and AJ. for having solved the case of the diamond theft. Rick gets the final line: "Can we drink now?" I took this as Rick's way of saying "we have gotten past this" and getting everyone to move on from the recent events since all has ended well.

Rating (1-10 stars): 9/10

Simon Back Story: Five years ago (making the year of the case 1980) Rick and AJ busted Jenny’s, the dry cleaner business owner, husband for smuggling. He served five years in El Centro prison.

AJ says that he has killed two people in his life. Which two would that be?

When Rick was a child, he would never go to Cecilia with a problem. Instead, he would go off to be alone until he found the answer. In contrast, AJ would go to Cecilia to talk.

Memorable Dialogue:

Leo Nyquist: “Ditto? What kind of name is that for a grown man? What are you an expert on, Mr. Ditto?”

Ditto: “Documents. Anything written or printed, along with the paper it is written or printed on. Inks and dyes, envelopes, the glues and pastes used to seal envelopes, along with postmarks, watermarks, stamps, type fonts, and the general archana of bookbinding...but mostly forgery.”

Leo Nyquist: Is this guy wanted by the police?

Ditto: “No, the glory days are gone. Arthritis. The curse of the craftsman. These days, all I can do is be an expert.”
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Rick: “You feel like Hell. You keep asking yourself: is there anything I could have done differently. And you’re mad because the answer keeps comin’ up the same: No.
AJ: “That kid is 17 years old. He has his entire life ahead of him and I may have taken it away from him!”
Rick: “AJ, there is nothing else you could have done!”
AJ: “I could have done what you did, held fire.”
Rick: “This is precisely why they tell you never second-guess yourself in a shooting. Yeah, we could have both held fire. We could both be dead.”
AJ: “I’ve killed two other people in my life. I still have nightmares about it, I see their faces.”
Rick: “I know.”
AJ: “I threw up after the first one. [long pause] I had no choice then. They were trying to kill me. This...kid. This kid didn’t even have a gun. I am supposed to be a trained professional. I should...I should have contained the situation somehow. Instead, I…”
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Rick: “Mom, AJ’s only problem is he cares. He feels other people’s hurt. Makes our kind of work tough on him, but it’s also what makes him so good at it. AJ will come to us when he’s ready. Come on, don’t worry. I know him. He’ll get past this.”

Cecilia: “I hope you’re right.”

Rick: “Of course I’m right. Went off by myself and found the answer...so will he.”

Undercover Shtick: None.

Notable Use of Music: Stately English cue plays over the opening credits of London stock footage.

Funky synth and acoustic guitar cue is heard when the Simons tail the courier van in the Power Wagon.

Interesting musical cue heard in the lead up to AJ’s shooting of Jerry Carton. The “signature” Simon brothers motif of electric slide guitar is briefly heard as AJ comforts the wounded Jerry Carton.

Synth, percussion, and electric guitar piece as the Simons arrive at the warehouse at night to purchase the stolen Nyquist diamond (where AJ freezes in the subsequent gunfight). Joseph Conlan continues to delight with his inventive musical underscore.

A plucked instrument cue which sounds like it was played through some electronic filter of sorts. It's heard as the Simons go to the final shootout.

1980s-ness: Jerry Carton's Mullet-in-Training hairstyle; Town's short-sleeve yellow-and-grey shirt, last seen in Enchilada Express, the same shirt he tore off and tossed aside during the escape from the Costa Verde jail cell. He must have really liked it to have gone back and retrieved it. AJ wears the grey, white, and black short-sleeve shirt in the opening scene. Andrea wears an ugly belted tunic. The hospital has a garish grey and black terrazza or carpeted floor. AJ wears a burgundy Members Only-styled windbreaker.

San Diego References: Rick dropped AJ off at the airport the previous night and then mentions a “little drive thru milk and cheese place out by the wharf.” Rick’s "McDonald's" edition San Diego Padres cap is seen on a chair.

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I liked the comment about detecting traces of Norman Fell's earlier character from Three's Company and The Ropers. It kind of gives the story an extra-narrative quality. Sometimes that's why comic actors are hired to do straight roles, because the audience will be thinking it's Stanley Roper and then get fooled if he ends up playing a killer, or someone who's rather dangerous. A form of casting against type.

I bet there was a lot of leftover "stock footage" from the Paris location shoot they tried to squeeze into later episodes.

A transition episode which serves as a portent of darker-themed episodes to come. An episode more about how a shooting effects the shooter rather than the one who is shot.

I tend to like these kinds of explorations with the characters. We get a more internalized man vs. himself sort of conflict which I think with a good actor is always interesting to watch on screen.

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That moment of Norman Fell's, albeit a brief one, captures his charisma in a bottle. It's like one of those moments when a supporting actor steals--or in some cases, rips--a scene from the lead actor, although the lead actor aspect is not the case with Fell's scene here. Still, it's the caliber of quality performers such as Norman Fell that bring much-appreciated "gravitas" to a scene, even when one least expects it.

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AJ says that he has killed two people in his life. Which two would that be?

Officer Reimers from 'Guessing Game'. I'm drawing a blank on the other one.

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Season and Episode Number: Season 5, Episode 12
Episode Title: Sunrise at Camp Apollo
Original Airdate: January 2, 1986
Writer: Steve Stoliar
Director: Kim Manners

Synopsis: Rick and AJ become involved in a camp for troubled youth suspected of robberies in an upscale neighborhood. The teens refuse help but Julio is arrested for murder and the PI's have ideas about kindly Ross Garrett plus the wealthy kids who hang out at his pharmacy.

Guest Cast:John Dennis Johnston (Lenny, Camp Operator); Troy Slaten (Cricket); Eric Schiff (Randy Chandler); Roberto Román (Julio Sanchez); Jay W. MacIntosh (Estelle Chandler); Sandy Ward (Frank Chandler); Gail Barle (Rita). Special Guest Star Gordon Jump (Ross Garrett).

Review/Observations: The episode features an excellent Gerald McRaney performance, most notably in the police station scene with Julio. One can easily believe that Rick was once like these troubled kids.

The young actors playing the campers are typically ‘80s TV “tough kids” and their performances vary in quality. The ending is a little pat and wrapped up all too quickly. Still, the episode has its heart in the right place, and is enjoyable for that reason, as well as the superb performance by McRaney.

The title is a play on the film Sunrise at Campobello (1960), which starred Ralph Bellamy and Greer Garson as Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt.

Sunrise at Camp Apollo is the first Simon & Simon episode broadcast in 1986 (January 2).

It’s another WKRP in Cincinnati reunion, as guest star Gordon Jump, in another villainous post-WKRP role. Jump played the despicable Mr. Horton in the 1983 Diff'rent Strokesepisode The Bicycle Man. Here, Jump’s WKRP co-star Tim Reid shares a scene when Downtown Brown arrests Jump’s character, Ross Garrett.

The Opening Comedy Scene is the Simons occupying their bowtie-wearing neighbor, the nebbishy neighbor, Warren Taubam, plying him with snacks and beverages while Town conducts a raid on Taubam’s house, which has an explosive device planted in it.. Taubam recalls was pistol-whipped by a clown who was waiting for the Simons.

Marlowe is seen sitting on the footrest of the living room easy chair in the opening scene.

Rick wears a Woodland camouflage United States Marine Corps cap and grey USMC sweatshirt--rehearsals for Major Dad.

AJ, searching the various bunks, pretends to have done 88 pull ups from the rafters for the benefit of the returning campers.

Rick and AJ pull pranks on one another in camp. Rick’s bunk all dump buckets of water on AJ. Rick, soapy and wet while showering, has his water shut off and his clothes taken away from him along with the lights turned off.

When their initial searches fail to uncover any stolen precious metal items, Rick suggests to AJ that Cecilia should come to the camp “and bring up a couple of metal detectors. NPR 2240’S ought to do the trick.”

The Camp Apollo “lake” looks to be the same body of water that Rick plows through with the Power Wagon (not seen in this episode) in the opening credits. The lake is waist deep. Both AJ and Rick are seen swimming in it.

Gail Barle has a brief walk-on bit as counselor Rita, who gets Rick and AJ’s attention and an invite to the girls’ camp going away party. Later, in the night time camp party scene, Rita and AJ sit together, with AJ making sure Rick doesn’t sit between him and Rita.

There’s a spectacular night time car crash into a telephone pole when Frank Chandler pursues the burglars after they hit his house a second time.

Officer Nixon gets one line, telling Julio “good luck” when the latter is released from police custody.

Town is the victim of the bucket-of-water gag, which is how the episode ends.

Rating (1-10 stars): 8/10

Simon Back Story: AJ has an old brown duffel bag with the words AJ SIMON ESQ. and BEAVERS FOREVER written on it. Cecilia says she wishes there had been youth camps when Rick was young, as he cost the family $5,000 “for that one week in the military academy.” Rick replies, “How could I know the cannon still worked?” The last time the Simons went to a camp, AJ was eight years old.

When a bunkhouse search yields a copy of “Bill’s Tractor Trailer Equipment Rentals” calendar with its “Girl of the Month” feature, Rick says, ”I thought they stopped coming out with that twenty years ago...still get excited every time I see a tractor rig.”

Rick tells AJ that when he was in camp, he used to hide his beer at the bottom of the lake.

When Julio is fighting with another camper, Rick tells AJ not to break up the fight, because “Dad never broke us up, did he?”

When one of the kids asks the Simons which camp they were at last summer, Rick stammers and then answers, “Guadabompo.” When Rita asks, “Guadabompo? In Mexico? But I thought that was a prison camp!” Rick replies, “It is. It was just a little misunderstanding. We were only there a couple of days. Oh, hey Town…” Going by the January airdate, this would have been in the summer of 1984, since it is assumed that this episode takes place in the summer of 1985.

Cecilia recalls “the first time Rick was arrested. They said he stole old McDougall’s car and took it for a joyride, just because he had the reputation for getting into trouble. And after an entire day at the police station, his father and I finally convinced them that Rick couldn’t have possibly done it.” Rick cringes throughout and then says, “I did it.” Cecilia says that’s not the point. The point is we stuck together and had faith in each other no matter how bad things looked. When a kid asks if AJ was ever arrested, Cecilia says, “Uh, well…” and the scene cuts away.

Just before the final fight, one of the camp kids says: “It’s like AJ says: Sometimes ya gotta retaliate!”

Memorable Dialogue:

Rick: “I confiscated some a little potato alcohol from cabin number 8. Can’t believe these guys.” [Goes to drink it]
Lenny: [shakes head] “Uh, we gotta set an example here.”
Rick: “How...good an example?”
*Lenny goes to take away the jar, Rick pulls it back*

Undercover Shtick: The entirety of this episode is the Simons undercover as camp counselors, but no shtick.

Notable Use of Music: Percussion-and-synth-flute-heavy cue is heard as the Camp Apollo bus pulls into camp.

Electric drum cue during the home burglary of Estelle Chandler’s house.

Synth wooden percussion and electric guitar cue is heard as Rick follows Julio on foot through the woods, ending when the two happen upon some deer, which they both admire.

Blues Bayou acoustic guitar-electronic flute-soprano saxophone cue as Rick breaks into Julio’s camp foot locker.

The Thoughtful Simons Chime is heard, followed by by a mournful, sympathetic soprano sax piece when Rick goes to talk to Julio at the police station.

A lame generic ‘80s rock music song is heard at the rich kids’ dance. “My daddy always said to me/there’s nothin’ in this life you get for free/whatever you get, there’s always a girl that’s due, yeah/on the day that I said goodbye, you shook my hand, the tears were in your eyes/son ya gotta do what ya gotta do…”

1980s-ness: The February 20, 1984 issue of Time magazine, featuring the then recently-deceased Soviet Premier Yuri Andropov on the cover, is seen on Cecilia’s coffee table. That issue of Time was well over a year old when this episode was filmed. Andropov’s successor, Konstantin Chernenko, had died in March 1985, nearly a year before this episode was first broadcast.

The Julio’s Mullet hairdo and cut-off sleeve sweatshirt.

San Diego References:

Town wears a tan SDPD cap in the opening scene.

Flubs: When Town dives over a glass counter to tackle one of the thieves, it’s clearly Tim Reid’s stuntman.

Head camp counselor Lenny says, “Vigilantes don’t need any proof! They’re calling in all the political favors they can mustard!”[sic]

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My memory of "Enchilada Express" is pretty hazy, though reading your summary I do recall some scam being run in some Latin American country. I also recall the episode as being pretty good.

These fake Latin American countries seemed to be a staple back in the 80s. Not only that but quite a few of them seemed to have the word "Verde" in them. I seem to recall another show or two that had some country with a similar sounding name (maybe San Verde or Santa Verde). The most famous usage of a "Verde" country would have to be from the 1985 Schwarzenegger action classic COMMANDO, where ex-Green Beret John Matrix (Ah-nuld) is sent to the Caribbean island nation of "VAL VERDE" to assassinate its el presidente, otherwise Matrix's daughter will be killed.

Connery, Moore, and Brosnan! Accept NO substitutes!

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Season two's Magnum crossover features two fictional countries: Costa Nueva and Anador. In my mind, they're Nicaragua-Costa Rica surrogates.

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