Meanwhile on The Enterprise, Captain Picard is having problems with his password....

Picard - Number One, what's my password?
Riker - Have you tried your date of birth?
Picard - No good - Mr La Forge?
Geordi - What about Mother's maiden name?
Picard - No good either, damnit! - Mr Worf?
Worf - Qapla?
Picard - Bless you!
Worf - No captain, I meant have you tried the word Qapla?
Picard - Not enough characters! *mutters* so much for being head of security. Counsellor Troi?
Deanna - I'm sensing some negative emotions sir.
Picard - No shit Sherlock! You don't have to be half bloody Betazoid to sense I'm getting pissed off right about now! What exactly am I paying you for anyway?
Deanna - Sir, you don't pay us anything.
Picard - Duly noted. Data?
Data - I have run over a gazillion calculations in just under a nanosecond and...
Picard - Get to the point!
Data - Have you tried the word 'password', sir?
Picard - Yes! Get in there! Interspecies porn here I come! Now, can somebody please get me a post-it note so that I can write it down and stick it on the main screen. *rubbing hands with glee* I'll be in my Ready Room.