How To Force People To Become Buddhists!

My name is Harry and I am a dedicated and devout Buddhist. Most people assume that I am a kind and peaceful man because of my faith, but that isn't the case at all. I hate and despise anyone that doesn't follow the path of Buddhism because they are willingly not allowing their spirit to be at peace.
When I see a Christian in the street I spit in their face because they are choosing lies over the true path of Buddhism and that pisses me off. I once drop kicked an Atheist for mocking my meditation routine and I would gladly do it again.
Thr truth is that only Buddhism can lead you to inner peace and true happiness so I have zero tolerance for the people that don't follow the one true path. I am an exceptionally mean and nasty person and I don't put up with nonsense from anybody.
All I ask is for you to follow the only true path to happiness and that is Buddhism. I don't see why I should have to put up with people who do not share my beliefs. Not all Buddhists will put up with your nonsense so don't be surprised if you get your ass kicked by a Buddhist some day.